BONES SENTENCE STARTERS / s01e01 - s01e04
â Look, Iâm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of your friends but, next time you should identify yourself before attacking me. â
â If you drive one more block, Iâm screaming âkidnapâ out the window. â
â What? Do you want me to spit in my hand? Weâre Scully and Mulder. â
â I hate psychology and youâre just horny. â
â I donât know about the rest of my life but I sure as hell wish I was alone right now. â
â I hate it when you make paranoia plausible, itâs like sliding off a cliff. â
â My most meaningful relationships are with dead people! â
â You ever think you come off kind of distant because you connect too much? â
â I hate psychology, itâs a soft science. â
â Offer up a little bit of yourself every once and awhile. Just⌠tell somebody something youâre not completely certain you want them to know. â
â Donât be nice to me after I got you in trouble. â
â Your heart was in the right place. â
â No, Iâm not a heart person, youâre a heart person, Iâm a brain person. â
â My fight or flight response is heavily weighted toward flight. â
â Itâs not magic. Itâs a logical recreation of events based on evidence. â
â You know, you being a good shot and doing martial arts, itâs all your way of dealing. â
â Who knows better than you how fragile life can be? â
â That something you donât like to talk about? Families? â
â Partners, they share things, builds trust. â
â Stalk me and I will kick your ass. â
â She only shot him in the leg. Once. â
â Ughh, you need to get out of the lab you know, watch TV, turn on the radio, anything! â
â You know, itâs okay to be upset. â
â I wish this is the worst thing Iâd seen. â
â So what do we do, group hug? â
â Iâm sorry but I donât understand the advantage of compromise. â
â Youâre making it personal. That doesnât help. â
â All of us die a little bit on one like this. â
â Hard at work? Thereâs a shocker. â
â I think he likes you. God if I were you, Iâd buy a ticket on that ride. â
â You know itâs not that scary. You have a few drinks. You move to the music. You might even smile. â
â Itâs best to just ride it out, like an earthquake. â
â You canât make wild accusations about somebodyâs personal life based on a feeling! â
â Iâm a constant surprise. â
â She has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small mid-western city. â
â Iâm not angry. Believe me, you do not want to see me angry. Thatâs the last thing you want to see. â
â You can always count on the dead. â
â I need subtitles walking in here. â
â Whatâs the big deal? Is it so odd for you that I have someone in my life? â
â Alright, you know, you have to quit using the word segue and eschew. They sound French. â
â You just said that as though itâs a good thing and you know what? Itâs a very, very sad comment on your personal life. â
â Fanaticism and logic donât go hand in hand. â
â Where are the reinforcements? Arenât there always reinforcements? â
â You know you really picked an odd time to have this conversation. â
â Thereâs no pleasure in taking someoneâs life. Nothing to celebrate. â
â Somebody is decomposing as we speak. â
â This is a work zone. Do not talk sex at work. â
â All right, look, weâve got about a forty-five minute drive. What do you say we pass it in quiet meditation. â
â You know Iâm glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals. â
â Last time you had a gun you shot someone. â
â My gut says it stinks. â
â I thought we understood each other. â
â I donât like people who think theyâre better than other people. â
â Some people are better than other people. â
â Itâs sad. Try to remember that. â
â Iâm not a sociopath. â
â Youâre bad with people, okay. No use being offended by the fact. â
â There are some things you learn by doing⌠riding a bike, driving a car, pleasing a woman. â
â You have no idea of how open minded I can be. â
â Hmm? See, look at that. It stinks. Go ahead, smell it. You know you wanna smell it. It stinks. â
â I promise you I will find out the truth. â
â That was not wild and kinky sex. It was very, very basic beginner stuff. Just so you know. â
â Iâm tired of being lied to, so excuse me if Iâm indelicate. â
â Youâre the least objective person I have ever met. â
â Maybe if you opened your mind we could find out the actual truth. â
â Dude, minty burp, still burp. â
â Sometime when youâre not busy, I wonder if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions. â
â I will always know the difference between hope and fact. â
â What I believe doesnât matter. What makes me sad doesnât matter. â
â That cynicism you affect, itâs your way of hiding your deeply romantic nature. â
â Well this is where a public school education comes in handy. Divide and conquer was the playground motto. â
â If you donât want to help me just say so. â
â Just do it. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom. â
â So, uh, what part of âthis is mineâ did you not understand? Do I have to say it in Latin? â
â Just because you say it in that definitive tone doesnât mean it means anything to me. â
â Itâs time to live a little, connect with other people. â
â Are you suggesting I take this opportunity to have sex with [name] on a field trip? â
â Youâre a smart ass, you know that? â
â Objectively Iâd say Iâm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass. â
â Itâs an old FBI trick, Iâm going to ask somebody who lives here. â
â Whatâs the fastest way to ship a human arm? â
â It gave me a few ideas if I ever want to kill someone and get rid of the body. â
â Donât forget, the heroine always catches the bad guy. â
â Youâd be surprisedâŚwhen survival instincts kick in⌠â
â According to that Peruvian soccer team that crashed in the Andes, human flesh tastes like frogsâ legs. â
â If we were a Peruvian soccer team and crashed into the Andes. Who would you rather eat, me or [name]? â
â What do you think our chances are of keeping this quiet? â
â I donât know if a wall of knives is evidence, but it sure is creepy. â
â Fun and a drink, where do we find that? â
â I shouldnât be talking shop, not with such a beautiful woman in my arms. â
â Youâre the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time. â
â Now that is somebody who wants to eat your heart. â
â I mean the whole perfect idea of love is that two people become oneâŚnow thatâs a kind of consumption. â
â Look, youâre nuts, ok. We get it. We donât need to hear the rambling psycho speech on why you did it. â