I thrive in caffeine and bisexuality

(For those of you like me who need reassurance, nobody is gonna know if you just scroll past. It's okay if you can't help right now, I promise)

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

Red Robin, everyone.

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

Red Robin, everyone.

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

Red Robin, everyone.

And if I were to give the rest of the family your Tumblr?

2. I can hack everything you own

She is also capable of handling anything you might hack if I bribe her enough.

If B finds out he will kill Conner. Would you really want to be responsible for superboy dying AGAIN??? And if you keep quiet about this, i just might be able to share some pictures i have of Dick in a pink discowing suit.

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

Red Robin, everyone.

And if I were to give the rest of the family your Tumblr?

2. I can hack everything you own

She is also capable of handling anything you might hack if I bribe her enough.

If B finds out he will kill Conner. Would you really want to be responsible for superboy dying AGAIN??? And if you keep quiet about this, i just might be able to share some pictures i have of Dick in a pink discowing suit.

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

Red Robin, everyone.

And if I were to give the rest of the family your Tumblr?

2. I can hack everything you own

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

Red Robin, everyone.

They all think they're going to make Bruce Very Uncomfortable. Because well, he's not a mother. He's their father. Guys, Bruce starts sobbing by the end of the day. He hugs them and won't let go. Plan sucessfully backfired.

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[ @redrobinforreal ]

..thats a joke by the way-

Anyway, the mall sounds nice, let's go?