Burning Red

soooooo I’m about to go suck a dick for the first time tbh so wish me luck

update: what the fuck

if I’m attracted to you, I’ll always be attracted to you, even on your bad days.

me to my gamer bf: let’s play ;)

your gamer bf: WHAAAAATS up youtube today im gonna be speedrunning sex with my girlfriend.  swag.  really been working on my strats and im hoping to see at least a six second reduction from last time *1:14 flashes onto the screen in bright red meme letters while airhorns play for a little bit* okay here we go! *his youtube intro starts*

i wish i could dramatically throw this blog into the sea and watch it sink like the heart of the ocean and finally be free of this place

no we need you

imagine arthur just walking down the line kissing red heads and and just knowing that there was at least one head too many but also knowing molly would kill him if he asked how many kids they had again

😍😍😍😍