Sanguinius

Having been working on video game projects since 1999 and written for the grim dark future of Warhammer 40,000 since 2003, it was clearly fated that one day I was going to get to combine the two…

…and so I am pleased to announce that I have teamed up with Cyanide Studios and Focus Interactive, to work with them on the narrative for their forthcoming turn-based tactical game!

Units of measurement based on how many Adeptus Custodes they could fight at one time

Captain America gets 0

Aquaman gets a score of 1 or 2

Wonder Woman I’d say 4

Thor gets like 8

Superman maybe 15

Ghost rider will smush everything with a soul into paste. So yes, Abbadon would suffer the death glare.

Superman is a dork and has -2 immunity against magic, I’ll take magic as warp fluff.

Wonderwoman at some point was/is the Goddess of War. So she’d be a mini Khorne. She will come to destroy us all as she’s a flying marine there to stab and punch you.

I agree with Thor getting an 8.

Captain America just could not keep up so maybe a 0.2, 0.25 if you’re feeling generous. (I mean seriously, that frisbee would just get stuck in the nearest civilian).

Darkside would suffer an immediate end via Nurgle, Khorne or Tzeentch because he’s a small itty bitty bug compared to them.

Aquaman would be have to be adopted by the Carchadons or die.

Also, Captain America is basically a prototype Space Marine, without all the fancy extra organs. I figure he could take at least one Custodes, given that he regularly rope-a-dopes people who outclass him in strength, speed and general murderousness - and often in situations where he’s outnumbered. 

And, of course, you’re all forgetting the greatest fighter/strategist/lover/philosopher in the Marvel Universe. A clean 30 on the Custodes scale, in my opinion. 

Yes, that’s right…the man himself.

BATROC THE LEAPER. 

Current Aquaman is pretty tough so I think 1 or 2 is pretty good. 

Wonder woman is pretty damn tough so I would go about 10 same for Thor since they are both really similar.