Derek Hale.

Teen Wolf AU: In which everyone - but especially the Sheriff - knows that Derek and Stiles are dating…except for Stiles, who is a little slow to catch on.

“And Stiles….if you don’t think he was trying to woo you with all those supernatural books and curly fries he bought you, you’d be wrong.”

“…still not dating.”

“Maybe you should talk about that with Derek…preferably while I’m very far away, because I don’t need to listen to the sex you’re inevitably going to have once you’ve figured it out.”

“Why do you even think I’d wanna date Dere….yeah, okay, point, stop giving me that look! You know what, I’m going to Derek’s now, maybe I won’t feel you judging me from across town.”

"Have fun, don’t forget the condoms.”

“Ugh, worst father ever.”

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Teen Wolf AU: When Satomi visits Beacon Hills to forge an alliance between her pack and Derek’s, Derek fears that she will propose to strengthen the bond by having him marry one of her daughters. The obvious solution to prevent this from happening is pretending to date someone else. Stiles, being the only single member of his pack, is the obvious choice. It has nothing at all to do with Derek secretly being hopelessly in love with him anyway. Right?

(Also Derek is a dumbass for thinking that Stiles isn’t pining for him, Scott is concerned for his best friend’s well-being, and Satomi is an all-around badass who totally sees through their bluff - also, seriously Derek, arranged marriages are so last century why the fuck did you even think she’s consider that option -  but drops enough hints for Derek to finally act on his feelings so that everyone goes home happy.)

Teen Wolf AU: The French Mistake

               “Uh… Not die?”