The Golden Avenger

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being funny. 

Don't insult Sam Wilson that way.

Have you considered just taking my word for it?

Okay, now you’re guilting me. *Pout* Don’t you believe me?

Have you considered just taking my word for it?

This can’t be THAT important to you, Steve.  Come on!  Besides, don’t you think I’d be giving some signs if something was wrong?

Okay, now you're guilting me. *Pout* Don't you believe me?

Awwww… you’re cute when you worry. *smirk* 

Tony, please. Don’t joke about this. Just be honest with me. Are you okay?

This can't be THAT important to you, Steve.  Come on!  Besides, don't you think I'd be giving some signs if something was wrong?

I’m FINE, Steve.  Don’t worry that pretty little head of yours.

Awwww... you're cute when you worry. *smirk* 

Okay, Steve, discretion really isn’t your thing.  What are you accusing me of?  I’m fine.

I’m not accusing you. I’m worried. I just want to make sure you’re okay.

I'm FINE, Steve.  Don't worry that pretty little head of yours.

Well… you’ve been different since New York.

Okay, Steve, discretion really isn't your thing.  What are you accusing me of?  I'm fine.

Yeah… Well I wouldn’t say “blew up”, more like shot at and fell off a cliff…  but it gives me a chance to work in some upgrades so there’s that.