pov: BERNICE

not to brag, but my cats could post like this if they had fingers

ily? what does this mean?

you dont have to be afraid of the toilet dear

exactly what my NOT So Virgin Mary did a few months ago... she came back preganant

did I post this twice? I'm sorry

exactly what my NOT So Virgin Mary did a few months ago... she came back preganant

exactly what my NOT So Virgin Mary did a few months ago... she came back preganant

i would love some good news!

VERY awesome! yoir so talented!!!

a fellow Person Of Victory !!! skeletons are very cool, do not worry

you should bring her to the store so she can use it!!

anyone know if dave is still single? and if he would message me on tumblr, use email, or text? I REFUSE to get instagram! I can also cook, i have fourteen smart cats, and i like to hike garden and embroider, among other things. he would have to delete instagram if we dated though, because it knows everything about you and shares it with the government.

haha!

i can think of a few men who are too emotional for leadership... you know who you are

the face I make when some people make snide comments on my cooking or lifestyle but I cannot act upset

reminds me of garfield... do people still know about garfield?

unfortunately i would need a lot more feet to wear slippers of all my cats