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twilight-princess-link-official

*ties your ankles to a clothesline and beats you with a stick to get all the mud and gunk off of you*

@red-pikmin-1

What themsnxbdnsnnan

Ow

red-pikmin-1

Ganon said I could dw

marcusdoodlesalot

Does anyone have any pathetic twilight headcannons? I wish to steal know them :3

For example a head cannon I have about him is he is completely unable to flirt with anyone. Absolutely horrible at it. His version of flirting is blushing at them and MAYBE giving them a bashful smile

hero-of-eating-rocks

twilight is SO shy at relationships. everytime someone flirts with him he just blushes profusely and stutters so bad his words are unintelligable

twilight-princess-link-official

Do NOT!! Go around telling people that!!! Wild!

hero-of-eating-rocks

Also Twilight is a bottom 100%

twilight-princess-link-official

SHTU UP WILD

scarletthedeadhand

As if any of you are tops, WILD.

twilight-princess-ganondorf

What the hell is this conversation.

twilight-princess-link-official

I don’t want to be here

scarletthedeadhand

Twilight for the love of the golden goddess would you STOP KILLING YOURSELF, IT DOESN’T WORK.

twilight-princess-link-official

damn it

twilight-princess-ganondorf

*pulls you out of the lake and shake-dries you like a rug*

red-pikmin-1

Can I beat him with a stick to get the grime and gunk off while he hangs from his ankles by a clothesline?

opt1gan

More utdr musings from the past few days

pkmn-stadium-raichu

you look more orange than yellow to me at least. but i see your point if you see someone outside of yourself who associates with yellow, I'd recommend extreme caution

so youre saying i should eat the yellow pikmin

red-pikmin-1

Yes

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Want a ghost pepper?

Hell the fuck yes

I got something for you to fight

Good luck

…

Buddy do I look like a fucking lemon to you?

#I can’t jump that high

luna-starsong

Announcement!

For all of July (or I guess the rest of it since this is posted) I will be streaming/making an attempt to stream every day.

These streams will start at 9am.

If there will not be a stream, I will most likely post here if I will remember. But if I haven’t, just assume I’m either late or forgot to post lmao.

Also, I am working on getting the stuff set up to be able to stream art content. It’s taking longer than expected because you have to jump through hoops just to be able to display your ipad screen on windows consistently. For some reason.

But know that it’s being worked on.

(i’m also slowly building up my kofi, if ur interested :3)

sm-64-luigi

Did

Did you guys get separated ALREADY

Hey I’a was just following the Pikmin, they know where to’a go a lot of the time. Turns out they’a don’t here.

red-pikmin-1

Don’t you blame me you ratatouille looking motherfucker

green-the-flower-offical

Orange is swearing at Seth because of the pikmin.

????

orange-the-flower-offical

SETH SAID THAT THE STUPID PIKMIN COULD BEAT ME! ITS PRACTICALLY MICROSCOPIC! ITS BULLSHIT

red-pikmin-1

Brlrbebebf I’m drowning velvet bsbadofksba a den

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seth-the-flower-offical

Hey, I need you to settle something

Would I be able to OHKO Orange if I was thrown on her back, yes or no

@red-pikmin-1

Um…Yes?

red-pikmin-1

@orange-the-flower-offical HAH! SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!

orange-the-flower-offical

SETH YOU BITCH

I HOPE BOTH YOUR AND SETH'S PILLOWS ARE SOPPING WET TONIGHT

seth-the-flower-offical

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF THESE WORDS MEAN??

orange-the-flower-offical

>:(

justvideogamesandrandomshit

Shall I dunk @red-pikmin-1 in water? (without Olimar to save them)

As well as @seth-the-flower-offical's book and glasses (with an iron clamp holding them so they sink nice and deep)

For that blasphemy shall not be tolerated!

orange-the-flower-offical

Yes

justvideogamesandrandomshit

If you say so mate!

*a portal to 4546b (to the maw of the giant skeleton in Lost River) opens up*

*grabs @red-pikmin-1 and @seth-the-flower-offical's book and glasses and chuks them into the portal*

*the portal promptly closes*

Donzo!

red-pikmin-1

Wait wait wait wait wai

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LET ME-

*balsljfkflabsbsbsldl*

pink-n-maddie

who’s your favorite flower?

“Hmmm, if I had to choose, I’d say Orange, mew! But I love everyone in my family equally!”

orange-the-flower-offical

Hell yeah!

You're my favorite to

red-pikmin-1

Favorite to what

green-the-flower-offical

Orange is swearing at Seth because of the pikmin.

????

seth-the-flower-offical

Hey, I need you to settle something

Would I be able to OHKO Orange if I was thrown on her back, yes or no

@red-pikmin-1

Um…Yes?

red-pikmin-1

@orange-the-flower-offical HAH! SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!

orange-the-flower-offical

SETH YOU BITCH

I HOPE BOTH YOUR AND SETH'S PILLOWS ARE SOPPING WET TONIGHT

seth-the-flower-offical

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF THESE WORDS MEAN??

orange-the-flower-offical

>:(

justvideogamesandrandomshit

Shall I dunk @red-pikmin-1 in water? (without Olimar to save them)

As well as @seth-the-flower-offical's book and glasses (with an iron clamp holding them so they sink nice and deep)

For that blasphemy shall not be tolerated!

seth-the-flower-offical

W-Wait!

red-pikmin-1

Put a padlock on Seth’s glasses too, so he can’t open them

cage-and-soul

I was turning off my cool ass neon sign light that I stole and got fucking zapped :(

Owie :(((((

red-pikmin-1

Break the tubes and drink the glow sap

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seth-the-flower-offical

Hey, I need you to settle something

Would I be able to OHKO Orange if I was thrown on her back, yes or no

@red-pikmin-1

Um…Yes?

red-pikmin-1

@orange-the-flower-offical HAH! SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!