I. Am. The. RED DRAGON!

Why do you talk like thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

(Slides a giant plate of cooked steak towards Pitaya) Here’s a tribute fo ya bud! Enjoy! There’s also extra hot sauce on the side if ya want it

Any opinions on Millennial Tree, Pitaya?

A goose. It was only a goose. And yet, against all odds, it managed to steal the helmet and sword that belonged to Pitaya. “Honk Honk!” It mocked him and sped off. It managed to out do you Pitaya. Out done by a Goose. That’s sad. -A unnamed Goose Cookie

Hey Pitaya! Take this big fuzzy blanket. It’ll keep you warm during these winter months!

So Pitaya if I’m being honest you may get a visit from another Pitaya Dragon... the one that’s a jester and Wizard.

Hey Pitaya. *chucks another bucket of candy at him, this time it lands at his feet* My tribute for today to you! NyAhahahaha...! *they laughed*

Yo r u gay or just really angry gay

*forces a cake into Pitaya’s hands* I’m so sorry but please takes this! *evaporates, meanwhile the cake has 3 hearts on it, and says Happy Birthday to you! in cursive writing*

No there’s like 4 Pitaya Dragon Cookies now? Well one is a jester and wizard but that’s beside the point

Pitaya when you devoured most of the Cookie Kingdom did your weight uh... change too drastically... Sorry got to ask questions like that to get a understanding of what the hell is happening...! I’m sorry! Forgive me please if it makes you uncomfortable...!

If you eat the new Cookie I’m going to spray you, with water no less.

Do you ever just kinda bite your fingers out of nervousness? Also... Ah... Ah... *ACHOO!* ...Do you function better in the summer than the winter?

May I offer you some chocolate coins in these trying times?

I’d say your a silver fox, but that Kumiko cookies job!!! *ba dum tss*