RectalRhapsody

Got up late. Titch and Tiny arrived. (My sister and her boyfriend, Nick. Titch cause shes short as fuck, Tiny cause hes fucking titanic).

Got notes for the first lecturer of module 2 done.

Dinner was good, but post dinner chats were awkward as fuck because my mother and sister kept making sniping remarks. Mum was just being herself, but Laura was being a massive cunt at every chance. It was embarrassing because I felt sorry for Nick, who kept trying to divert conversation topics to stop Laura being a wanker.

Got up late again and failed to do much work. Having spent too much time staring at stuff directly in front on me had buggered my eyes, so I worked like 3-6 and gave up.

Hid in my room until the cleaner left, then got stuck into the revision again.

Had a massively production day, finishing the notes for the whole of the first module. 

Parents got home absolutely drenched from the rain at about 6.

Parents left to cycle the Isle of Wight, so I had a peaceful day of revision.

Had a pretty late start, then spent several hours emailing fucking everyone about my exam timetable while Becca tried to get her housemates to understand the basic addition required for their house bill.

More chilling, more testing on note cards.

Made some more sushi, which was good.

Becca arrived at lunch, so spent the day chilling out and being tested on the note cards I’d made. I did pretty well considering I’d only written the things, not actually used them to learn from.

Got up earlier than usual expecting to go walking with my parents and some family friends, but was informed that people were coming over for a BBQ later, so stayed in to work. Finished notes for the second lecturer of the first module and managed to get hold of some for the third, which was pleasing as the stupid cunt has nothing for use anywhere, including what the fuck his topics are.

Did a bit more felting, then BBQ peeps came. Apparently I’m quite interesting.

Worked all day with relative success. Still only at the point of making revision notes, but not too concerned about the time I have left as this is the bit that takes longest.

Got up early and spent the day writing my CV for the third year placement. Otherwise failed to do much else.

Skyped Becca for a bit, but otherwise passed the time away online.

Late start. Rain.

Chilled all day until Becca had to leave.

Got up late and went to town for a while. Brief tour of Winch, then sat about in Cats with a few others.

Got up 10ish and slowly drifted out the house. It was fucking hot and we both died from the pollen. Walked to the local shops to get icecream, but the selection was crap in both, so just came home and had them from the freezer.

Did a brief bit of revision and got my results. I was 1 mark away from failing all three of my semester exams, but going purely by percentage average I only need to pass the resits to stay on the course.

Got up earlyish for the arrival of the bae. 

Woke up at about 10 and went downstairs thinking it was 1. Hungover as fuck for some reason, probably due to lack of food yesterday. Snoozed for a couple of hours, then got up and did some stuff.

Spent about 5 hours making my first commission for Emily (cheers bro), which was a little panda keychain. Had chats with various people including my gay work friend, who in the space of the single day that he has been out to me has decided that I am fair game. He spent far too much time being overly sexual and actually really fucking creepy.