the job scouts r going to crucify me

had a dream that people were posting real cash bounties for people's deaths on tumblr with the same amount of gravitas and dignity that actual callout posts on here have (none)

they just appended the bounty to the "offending" posts in question and 90% of the time the OP didn't notice because they had the post muted. it got immediately drowned out by an argument about pokemon. I only found out about it a week later because someone asked if I could disable reblogs, not because it had money out for my head, but so that they could get the last word in on said argument about pokemon.

They're trying to forceplural me! Haalp

That is genuinely so cute 😭❤️ thank you for sharing

He did her right

One of the hottest controversy of the month

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

can i stim on u for a bit