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It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

they should invent a firework that only veterans can hear

Encounter: skategoons

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

averged sized penis humiliation: wow, your penis is so normal. it would fit in me and i would feel it.

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs