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It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC

Had a dream there was this “goth diner” and all the food was like inedibly heavy and greasy and kinda disgusting, but Angel and I were looking through the menu and they had their list of burgers and each was named after a different musician, it was like “the Robert Smith” “the Carl McCoy” “the Andrew Eldritch” (I tried to ask what was on that one and they said it was only for the kids menu and wouldn’t tell me), then there was one called “the Nivek Ogre” and I asked what was in it. The menu didn’t have any info about any of them just their names. And they brought the chef out and he showed me that it was just a crispy chicken sandwich with a fried egg, but on top there was melted cheese and then a layer of real dollar bills melted over it, and it was wrapped up in barbed wire, so to get to the burger you had to rip through dollar bills and barbed wire to eat it. 😭

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

they should invent a firework that only veterans can hear

Encounter: skategoons

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

averged sized penis humiliation: wow, your penis is so normal. it would fit in me and i would feel it.