Ian Somerhalder

Oh. Well, at least you’re doing the right thing.

Lost animals suck. The owners feel like they have lost a part of themselves that they will never get back.

Right. Because the balcony is an actual normal place to find a stray cat. I found a stray cat in my sink the other day. Named him Milo.

Because you were washing out your glass of milo when you saw him? Not very creative. That is like calling a fish "Seaweed."

My car is definitely not a piece of garbage. It looks great when it’s not being rammed into by a car as thick as yours!

You were running the red.

Keep him ? 

It has an owner.

Well, from the point of me being incapable of actually seeing at the animal, that description is exceptionally helpful. I’m blind, if you are confused. Does the cat have an owner, or is it a stray?

Oh, I'm sorry... Found it in my balcony.

Really?

Thank you for your approval of it's size.

Aww! So adorable. Are you gonna keep her? Or him, I don’t know.

No, it has a owner. Need to find them.

Did you find yours in your sink as well?

Um no? Balcony.

What is that?

Well, from the look of it's eyes, ears, facial shape and other body elements, I would say it is a feline. A cat, if you are confused.

So cute.

It is. I don't know what to do with him, though.

Oh my god you got a cat too? What did you name it? I found one too.

I haven't got one. I found one, this guy has a family and a owner. They are both scared out of their minds.

I guess so? It isn't mine so go for it.

I was rushing to my mom’s house, the dog was sick and she wanted me to go check on him. And my car took more damage than yours!

Hence your car is a piece of garbage.

Why did you become an actor then?

Honest answer? Sex.

You’re an actor, Ian. You’re their person. A thousand kids.

Yuck, I will become a monk and live on a mountain.