N e d e r l a n d

I heard you have giant wooden megaphones to hear the forest? How’s that working out? [ oddly enough he’s interested due to the sheer size of the things ] 

[ out comes the beer, two in each hand to save him a trip back so soon ] You really should call more often, you know. [ about your sudden drop ins, that is, not that he minds, but who could tell with a face like that? ]

[ an American city. he can tell. he just knows these things. how rare. but it would be rude to tell her to move so he walks around her to retrieve his paper and stare at the dog getting ready to relieve itself on his small front garden ] 

[ honestly, he’s not sure what to say at this point, but he still drinks the beer regardless ] How long are you in town for. 

[ he’ll just offer her up the mug of coffee and plop the stroopwafel right on top ] I wasn’t expecting you. [ but she can get away with it because she’s her. anyone else would be shown back out the door ]

this is the best thing i have seen today

winky face