BH ORG. Labs

“So normal children... Ugh... I don’t even know how my bosses biology works. I wouldn’t be shocked if he he could just...drool in my mouth and in next six hours some horrid creature eats its way out of my body.” 

“BREED- WHAT?!” 

“Thanks, please remove yourself from the lawn as I am bogged down enough with contracts that my planets are hungry. So unless you have an appointment.” He gestures at his rather large snap dragons that are licking their lips ready to bite. 

He pulls out a remote and pushes a button opening a portal under the anon’s feet watching them drop into the new horrid dimension. “And that’s how you find and clean out a mole. Remember Villains any and all black hat company videos shared with out written consent will be punished.” 

“You touch anything in my lab and your name isn’t Blackhat. I will end you. I will drop you into Shadow prison X  just listen you to beg!! BEG!” His hand is shaking holding a  cup of coffee. 

“Good bye normal work hours... hello 24 hr work day and Cambot becoming coffee bot.” 

“Some family holidays are coming up.... Wonder what happened to mine...” 

“Ah? I’m sorry, but did you honestly expect your came to an island inhabited by only people that worship the ground Lord Blackhat walks on?” 

This whole song can take on a whole new role if you consider Goldheart’s goal to end all villiany. If he spun it to “save” Flug from his “Dark fate.”  But...Just the idea of Goldheart manipulating Flug into seeking out and working for Black Hat. Using various heroes to test what Black Hat out.  [Flug] I've seen through you right from the start! [Goldheart] I've simply let you play your part!   Just the whole idea of them being constant foils to each other. Just the concept of Heed throwing Flug into the spot light to lure Goldheart out to her. Really it just lets Goldheart see Flug has not given up Villiany.  I’m having hopes Goldheart is the over arching antagonist of the show. Just the idea of him trying to pin Black Hat down.  The fight that could show Flug attempting to stop Goldheart from being killed by his boss.  Flug thrown across and away ....GOD OR  BLACKHAT USING HIM AS MEAT SHELD  LAUGHING AS GOLDHEART PUNCHS THROUGH FLUG’S GUT.  Blackhat cooing at Flug and Godlheart how even heroes are just attention seeking Villains.  

Listen... I have seen my boi and His rival and I have million ideas running through my head.  From possible brother, to possible Frankenstein Creation, to an EX.  Everyone knows the theory that Flug and Goldheart beign brothers with a bitter rivalry. Which I’m sure Blackhat enjoys playing on.  BUT LIKE... SOMEONE PUT SUBS ON MISS HEEDS ENDING   BRAH THERE ARE LINES IN THERE THAT HAVE ME REELING.  LIKE   Did Heed not only target Flug because she knew he could complete her perfume the way she needed it. Is Goldheart actually soft on Flug? Is he trying to end villainy to get his relationship back on track with Kennings?   WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP?  How the fuck is BH gonna deal with this drama bullshit???   UGH I MUST KNOW 

“Lord Black Hat sees it. If I wasn’t evil or smart enough I wouldn’t be his longest standing scientist now would I?” 

“It’s halloween, I’ve just seen a lust demon and I’m wondering... Is there a dick for each head or just one massive dick?” 

Like Holy shit. 

I like it, But this is a VERY VERY VERY hardship for me to do.  Like the Blackhat has to be like an unapologetic villain. The ship has to be DISGUSTING AND TOXIC. Like it can’t be “Hes sweet only to flug” when we actively see the man choking Flug and scaring him half to death.  Like he has to be nice and charming but there’s manipulation behind it. Not obvious either, like subtle and pushing at all the right buttons or twisting the knife just right.  The ship must be toxic if you wish to do it with me. They must have chemistry to do it mainly too. If there’s no spark, ya ain’t gettin more then a customer service smile and nod.