Pharmacophagus

As an Indian I can assure you that we’ve been eating curry since 2000 BCE so go take your colonialism elsewhere.

Did this guy seriously try to claim curry is a British food?

The first sympathetic portrayal of a gay man in a Hollywood movie.

Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroe’s image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Hey is

Is your refrigerator running

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost

Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?

Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.