A live chicken? Holy shit. He imagined a squawking bird tied to his arm, and automatically shuddered. Poor thing. âEh, point. Last time I did coke, I started a revolution over the actual dumbest thing⌠wait, did you say vibrators?â he realized, glancing at her, brow furrowed, doing his best to ignore the discomfort that throbbed in his arm. âCan you still do that? Do you have a medical vibrator in your PC gaming style med kit? Can I have one?â This was a bewildering revelation that he was pretty sure he had never heard before. And it was very, very, cool.
He snorted, a bubble of saliva appearing and popping between his lips that he didnât really notice. Obviously, she hadnât understood what he was getting at. He was important. People underestimated how true this was, but he had to be important to some people, or why would Fox News hate him? And there were real babies who looked up to him! Some people got their mutations at birth, didnât she know that? But for once in his life, he was too tired to argue. He was wiped, and he needed to save up energy for his stunning escape. Instead, his voice came out a pathetic mournful whine. âItâs my life. I never asked you kidnap me and hold me against my will to save it. Why are you so mad?â He pouted, before the confusion got to him. âDamn, Becky, give me your confidence. Then Iâm not sorry⌠I just wanted you to know I didn't⌠nothing? Does this mean youâre not gonna make me a matching one?â
And then she was doing fancy doctor talk again. He was a genius, but even so, it was a strain to understand all of what she was telling him. âThis dude Glob Herman was one of my closest friends back in the day, his mutation was a little bit, yanno, so I wouldnât worry about bones, Bek. Weâre tight.â Hmm, serious danger. He knew serious danger like the back of his hand. Did she not know what she was talking about, or⌠âYou suggesting I should rewrite my will?â Heâd lived a decently full life. It was disappointing, certainly, but heâd accomplished more cool stuff already than Wolverine ever did, and that guy was old as shit. âOn a scale of one to ten, how likely is it that I would die? Because I have to burn down Haven first. I promised,â he told her seriously, hissing in through his teeth as his arm again panged. One last thing to be remembered by was important. It was the same reason as for Blockbuster season. The Oscars were a real bitch. And it should be more awesome, but if he couldnât think of anything awesome enough right now, the least he could do was burn the place down.
She couldnât help but laugh at his reaction, the delay of realisation that comes of processing dialogue that one only half listened to. Â âThe vibrator was first designed to treat hysteria, a condition that does not exist, the symptoms of which were extremely vague, and could roughly be summed up with the question âis your wife or daughter behaving in a way you donât like?ââ Â She used this explanation as a distraction, and injected the penicillin at the site of the wound. Â âBasically, Hippocrates thought that the uterus could move around a womanâs body and make her crazy, and dudes just rolled with the idea of a âwandering wombâ for over two thousand years.â
She put the syringe aside and rubbed her forehead, the last thing he said was critical to answer, and the truth was, âI donât have that scale. Â Right now, Iâll be honest, it looks bad. Â Not as bad as it could, you got delirious before your veins started to go black, and that would be the point where I would be looking at chopping off your arm and measuring you up for something to match me.â Â She looked at the other bottle she had brought with her, morphine. Â They were careful with how much they used it, but now was the time. Â âIf things go smoothly from here, if you take the time to rest and recover, and allow us to monitor your recovery, we will be able to heal your arm. Â Youâre probably going to have a bit of a lump and itâll ache when it gets cold, but youâll still have two real arms.â