Emerald Tinted Glass

I can’t take American politicians seriously over their complaints about the wildfire smoke from Canada when they’re dismantling protections from within.

I absolutely have no sympathy for the coworker who complains about money and than asks me to clock in early so he can sit and drink for a couple hours.

Work is running low on mayo, so let’s run a sandwich that uses mayo for the special. Brilliant idea there buddy.

I’m down to less than like 20 bins and bag, and I still have that one roommates voice in my head telling me I have too much stuff. Like, at this point, the only things left I can get rid of is my physical media and my yarn. And because that ex roommate has done such a number on me, I might just get rid of most of it when I move into my new place and take it out of storage.

A woman walked into the kitchen with her dog to ask for something. First of all, it wasn’t a service dog, so it shouldn’t have been in the restaurant in the first place. Secondly, customers aren’t supposed to be walking into the kitchen, they should be talking to the bartender. And third, my co-worker is why I have so many problems with customers waltzing into the kitchen.

Was going to charge my phone when I got to work, and the day person decided to, yet again, fuck around with my work charger. So now I have to wait for his shift to finish in three hours to charge my phone. Guess it’s going into my work bag. And if he asks why, it’s because it’s mine and I shouldn’t have to ask to use something that’s mine.

first decent sleep in like a week, ruined by my uterus.

It’s that point of the night where I want to start cleaning to close but if I do the sever is going to ring in food.

bruh, if I take a shower now, I’ll have to take another one in the morning because of how warm it is.

Not a Swiftie, but someone wanna explain to me why Taylor and Travis reportedly having a 40 page prenup is a bad thing? Like, both of them had premarital assets they want to protect, and it’d be a bad business call for either one to not iron out as much as they could before marrying.