Reasoning With Vampires

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Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: [email protected] var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-18130416-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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I miss you & this project.

I feel unresolved. I think I’ll always feel like finding my way back to at least finishing this series. Parts of my heart are into it when I sit back down to it just not enough of me. I don’t think it’s over. I’m just majorly stalled out, and I really can’t stand doing it half-assed.

I miss you, too.

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In the time between New Moon and Eclipse, Bella was grounded. The exact dates are vague until we get a little further along so here's a quick recap:

#twiline #how you doin

Damn it, Stephenie.

#when you reblog the typo... it's like you got the special edition

It's been a while and I've forgotten exactly where in the "plot" you are, and I can't tell you to "GET BACKON TRACK" because really, who could request that someone read this? But I do would like to ask, if and when you resume your work, could you open with a recap? Thanks.

That is reasonable. I think I could manage something. It is by far one of the least taxing requests I've found in my inbox. This is the internet after all.

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The only thing I could possibly ship with Bella is a plain glass of milk, because they'd be perfectly matched in how boring they are.

I suddenly feel lactose intolerant.

Do you find it fun to pick shitty books apart? (Not being sarcastic or rude, I totally love doing that.)

Clearly. Although, I find it not only fun but educational and therapeutic.

I was reading your backlog (again, love this blog) and I got to post 1603511230. Now I have a question: what do you mean by 'clear the snorkel'?

That was a euphemism for masturbation. I also wasn’t genuinely suggesting anyone convert cream into butter with the suggestion about churning.

What is the Ultimate Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything?

42

Who is your favorite European writer?

I don’t have a list categorized by continent.

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Glad to see you back on tumblr! Why are you so awesome? Alternatively, what's your favorite genre for books/movies?

Birth. Alternatively, I tend to read realistic fiction written fairly recently. Stuff I relate to. After reading Twilight, I started delving into the fantasy genre for comparison and curiosity. I’ve expanded my field of interest. I’ve also recoiled in horror.

I once read a disturbing fanfic in which Embry imprinted on a psychopath who enjoyed watching wolf-him tear apart living humans, which she could demand because of her imprintee status. Should Emily have used her power as an imprintee to make Sam kill himself or have himself committed? Lots of mental health professionals' lives could be on the line because of uncontrolable wolf-floofing.

WTF. No, really. What the fuck. I have no answer, just glee about the previously mentioned disinclination to read fanfic.

Do you also fear that as Twilight led to 50 Shades, 50 Shades may lead to something more terrible?

Shut your mouth.

Are you excited about the sequel to "To Kill a Mockingbird" that's due out soon??

Curious. Not excited.

I think Rosalie/Bella or even Leah/Bella would be good together. Do you?

Considering none of those characters identified as same-sex attracted, no.

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"Aurora Leigh"* It's romance. I wondered if you had anything inherently for or against romance novels. These books may encourage abusive relationships, but don't they also (occasionally) make people think?

Romance, in general, isn’t a problem to me. I think books (occasionally) make people think, sure.

Who is the real OTP?

You and me, baby. You and me.

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