many orbs in this world

“gotta have money to make money” -idiot who only knows duplication magic and hasn’t learned conjuring yet 🫵😂

cursed amulet this cursed blade that. sometimes the curse is just in a rock. sometimes a little curse slips into an ordinary little rock

what do you mean you can’t pour from an empty cup? just enchant it #myinfinitegoblet

counterspell? ok. one

ants can become werewolves too but no one notices because they’re really tiny

“coveralls” is a really bad name because they’re not even that big and they barely cover even one guy

(no drinks in) i feel like an amulet

the ghost in my house keeps hiding the wd40 so i can’t fix the creaky doors

found an old soda machine. gonna take it home and put my potions in it

wish on an 11:11berry

if you don’t make your own homunculi, store-bought is fine

i can’t afford two guards at my dungeon door so i just have the one and he only tells half-truths

paris is not real they just madd is up for ratatooey

the cursed artifact has numerous applications in lesbian sex

conjuring mozzarella

IMPS ARE STEALING MY BASKIN ROBBINS JAMOCHA MILKSHAKE

my cousin was born with a gnome hat on for some reason