many orbs in this world

i’m gonna put everything bagel seasoning on my nothing burger

i’m releasing my bloodthirsty beast tomorrow

statistically the chosen one from your prophecy is an ant

and what if this berry is cursed? what if this berry has poison curse

there’s a little freak sprite hiding out back by the loading bay and he keeps hot wiring the forklift and crashing it for no reason

all berries are cursed its called turn to mold

“gotta have money to make money” -idiot who only knows duplication magic and hasn’t learned conjuring yet 🫵😂

cursed amulet this cursed blade that. sometimes the curse is just in a rock. sometimes a little curse slips into an ordinary little rock

what do you mean you can’t pour from an empty cup? just enchant it #myinfinitegoblet

counterspell? ok. one

ants can become werewolves too but no one notices because they’re really tiny

“coveralls” is a really bad name because they’re not even that big and they barely cover even one guy

(no drinks in) i feel like an amulet

the ghost in my house keeps hiding the wd40 so i can’t fix the creaky doors

found an old soda machine. gonna take it home and put my potions in it

wish on an 11:11berry