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Nagrand is the last unscarred region in Outland. It is the ancestral home of the orcs and the heart of early orcish shamanism. Today it is a fertile retreat where elementals commune with mortals on a regular basis. Marauding ogres from the Blade’s Edge Mountains, meaning to claim the territory as their own, currently pose the greatest threat to this unspoiled reserve.

*muted sigh of utter disappointment.*

      "And here is figure 1. Joey's I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed parental face." She pecked a comforting kiss on his cheek. "I take it this is about our dear children, is it not?"

Since you’re cooking challenged I’ll make you guys something. No child of mine is taking his kids out to a restaurant for Thanksgiving. I’m thinking Cornish hen, scalloped potatoes, a nice fennel salad, and maybe raspberry pie and vanilla ice cream for dessert. 

If you make it Pumpkin and Susanna and I agree.

Fine, pumpkin it is. Wait, do you even know jack shit about Thanksgiving?

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"Thank you, I knew you’d see my point."

   "The only thing I see is that you are a small child who can't be left alone for five minutes."

"You worry needlessly. Fine then, if you won’t take me. I’ll find someone else who will."

"You are not going anywhere near that place without adult supervision. I'm coming with you."

"Of course it will, just take me back that junk yard or whatever."

"Do you remember what happened the last time we went there? Al Capone gave me that jacket and those stains will never come out. Never. Besides, Sam was like the seventh one you picked. All the others tried to kill us."

"Sam wasn’t that angry, nor genocidal. He was quite calm until the explosion."

"Yea, well I hardly think the Dalek I grab for you, if I even grab one your for you, will be as pleasant as Sam."

"I’ll take better care of this one, I promise." 

"We're not talking about a puppy here. We're talking about a genocidal pepper shaker of angry death."

"I broke the last one. Get me one, please?"

"Sherlock Holmes, one of the few men able to break a Dalek. I was against the first one, why should I get you another?"