Brooklyn Nine-Nine โ Season 1ย {Sentence Starters}
โThis is so good I hate it!โ
โYou canโt handle the me!โ
โAnd now Iโm inside your head.โ
โThis whole place reeks of bacon.โ
โDo you see me as a father figure?โ
โOh, I thought you were listing things.โ
โBecause no-oneโฆ will ever believe you.โ
โGah, I shouldโve guessed that. Heโs good!โ
โAll right, thereโs the robot I fell in love with.โ
โIโm sorry. Iโm uncomfortable with emotions.โย
โItโs got everything I like. Gratuitous violenceโฆโ
โAnd this wonโt interfere with you doing your job?โ
โFine, abandon me! I donโt want you here anyway.โ
โAnd the best part is, none of you could catch me.โ
โSo cancel your plans. Weโre here until this is over.โ
โWow, looks like he hates you even more than me.โ
โBe more articulate when you speak to the children.โ
โI gotta be honest, Iโm pretty disappointed right now.โ
โIโm gonna shake it outta your pockets. Turn around.โย
โGet rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now.โ
โIโm considering it. Iโm interested. I agree to participate.โ
โGod, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.โ
โWe have a good relationship. Weโre on the same page.โ
โOh, come on, you guys! That happened four years ago!โ
โOnly question isโฆ how do you hurt your arm by smiling?โ
โI know you got a secret stash of food hidden somewhere.โ
โMm, it was kind of a last-minute invite. Just stirring the pot.โ
โThe next time I see you Iโd like you to be wearing a necktie.โ
โHello, good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please.โ
โYeah, but that caveman kind of had it coming, donโt you think?โ
โAll right, I see what youโre trying to do, but itโs not gonna work.โ
โTestament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.โ
โHow did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?โ
โForget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because itโs true.โ
โI kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.โ
โOh, no, not at all. My speech did not inspire them. So I bribed them.โ
โThatโs exactly how you lose in chess. Have you ever played the game?โ
โI know youโre manipulating meโฆ but I love it, and I will tell you anything.โ
โLook, Iโm really sorry that we ruined your party. Iโd love to make it up to you.โ
โI swear, these perps are so stupid. Iโd make a better criminal than any of โem.โ
โNo. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause youโre always bothering me!โ
โNo, thatโs not an older woman; thatโs an old woman! Thatโs someoneโs grandma!โ
โAnd when this is over, Iโm gonna find you, and Iโm gonna break those little fingers.โ
โIโm fairly certain you would be caught. No, scratch that. Iโm 100% sure youโd be caught.โ
โSo you dragged us over here, pretended to talk, and then snuck out the basement. Am I right?โ
โAll right, Iโll just act like youโฆ Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.โ
โI donโt know why you wanna spend the entire weekend at work, but Iโm going home to my family.โ
โNow donโt let me interrupt, you were describing what kind of person Iโm going to be. Iโd like you to finish.โ
โI appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.โ
โI donโt know whatโs gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think Iโd be pissed at myself if I didnโt say this.โ
