The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

"Piggy! It's bad luck to kiss before midnight!

sitting here... unkissed. Tis a shame.

"Popcorn! Get yer' popcorn, folks! Watch the fight of the century! Popcorn!"

If he is to die , let his children know he died doing what he didn't enjoy. Being cold.

"Even when you think the fire died out, she walks into a room and... fwshh! You remember what you're fightin' for. "

"Sorry, ma'am... theatres closed today! Someone went and cannon-balled themselves through the roof, again..."

"Big Bird? What're you doing out here? It's pouring out there, friend! Come in, come in! Gosh... you must be cold. Go on and have a seat on the couch, the fireplace'll warm you right up!" @fairestmusesofthemall

Really? REALLY? Oh the things he does for familial love. It's the middle of fall! "Ehhhh... It's a bit cold out, little one. How about daddy warms up the jacuzzi?" What's he thinking? That's not nearly big enough for her to swim around in! Unless you counted laps. Countless.... laps. "OR, or uhh... if y'need some moisture... I'll turn on the sprinklers! "

Oh , so he's a terrible husband and a terrible father, too. They're heavy! SO heavy, and Kermit is so...... SO SO not. The very opposite of 'Hunk.' "S-sure, sure Piggy-- uhhhh.. oh! Can you grab my special tie? It's in the top drawer! You know, the red n' white one." He's gotta stay strong. Keep a relaxed face, Kermit! "You know.. each day I swear you two gain a pound or five!"

IS CURRENTLY WRITING YOU ALL CITATIONS. He's getting too old for this shit, come on guys. KEEP IT PG.