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"Thank you for assisting me in setting up the camp. I hope the recuperacoon is large enough for the both of us, though it might be a bit of a squeeze. It should be durable enough to hold our combined weight." You looked over at the now hanging recuperacoon. "Well, time to get some shut eye, I would not to get blinded by the sun." You stretched out your arms, and did a magnificent leap into the recuperacoon, which resulted in some if the sopor slime spilling but it wasn't much.

raysdumbfantrolls

You hesitate for a moment, because you're honestly always hated the feeling of slime, but you guess you don't really have a choice since the sun's about to come up. You do take off your feminine sweatshirt, though, relieving your plain black shirt with your symbol on it. You'd never actually sleep in your sweatshirt for fear of ruining it, which usually makes you really cold at night since you're so used to it. Tossing it onto the highest branch you can reach in case any dangerous beasts try to get at it. After that, you climb into the recuperacoon next to him. You've never actually shared a coon with someone, but you guess there's a first time for everything.

#shushhhhh #houseofpengy

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Hey look, I’m actually doing a giveaway. Since both my blogs reached a bit of a mile stone, I thought I ought to.

Rules~

You have got to be following me! Though I’ll accept it if you follow me after I post this.

Fantroll blogs only.

One reblog, one like. Reblog more than once and you are disqualified.

You must have a reference of your fantroll. I can’t draw off written descriptions, sorry.

The deadline is 12/12. I would set it sooner but I’m in a bit of an art rut right now.

Prizes~

1st place.

Two talk sprites with at least 27 sprites.

A rough doodle of one of your trolls.

e.g.

2nd place.

One talksprite with at least 27 sprites.

A rough doodle of one of your trolls.

3rd place.

A rough doodle of one of your trolls.

rpwithpengy-blog

"It is a pleasure to meet you and have you accompany me Nikoli. My name is Nihilo Nereus. I am glad to know that you also have a minor interest in mythology, so at least this would a bit fun for you yes?" You chuckled a little bit to yourself and then stopped walking. "OH! We have arrived sooner than I had anticipated. We are at the next location." You looked at your map and then crossed it off the map. "However there are no signs of the Hoofbeast, but there are some charred leaves. It is the trail of an entirely different being though.." You pocketed the map once more and looked up at the sky. "Ah, it is almost daytime. I did not anticipate at all having a guest with me, so we will have to share the portable recuperacoon. I hope you do not mind?" You explained as you began to set up camp.

raysdumbfantrolls

"It's nice meeting you too, Nihilo. And yeah, it'd be pretty cool to see a flying hoofbeasts, horned or not." Oh dang, you're already here. You must've been walking for a but longer than you thought. Wait, did he say something about charred leaves? You could've sworn that you've heard of something that left those behind, but you can't really remember. And you're so involved in trying to remember, that you almost missed his question. "What? Oh, uh, no, I don't mind." You move to help him set up camp, even though you have no clue what you're doing since you've only gone camping once before. That was possibly the dumbest thing that you and your friends did, though, so you vowed to never do it again. That's a bit too late to consider, though, so you'll have to suck it up for a day.

#houseofpengy #ooo B))))))))))))

rpwithpengy-blog

"Oh those tales of creatures that come out during the day that would be told to you as a wriggler stuck with me. I always thought they were real, so I got really invested in mythology, and a little bit into things that can happen during death. I have shelves upon shelves of books on the subject back at my hive. It sounds silly, but it gives me something to do in my spare time." You responded. Since you were a wriggler you always believed in a lot of the stories your lusus would tell you, but you have gotten rid of the idea of some. However, creatures such as the flying horned hoofbeast, or the flaming flying creature interested you. "What about you, did you ever believe in those stories?"

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You nod. "Yeah, I actually sorta still believe in some of that stuff, which is a part of why I joined you, I guess." Sorta? You fucking liar, you're really interested in this stuff. You were always shy about it though, because you didn't know if your friends would even take it seriously. Your lusus never read you any fairy tales, though, so you just stumbled upon them when you got a bit older. Well, stumbled upon isn't really the word for it, when you got old enough to actually work a computer (which was actually quite a young age) you started looking up everything your think pan could come up with, which opened up a new fascination that you could never really let go of.

But enough about you, you have to keep the conversation going. "Hey, I don't think caught your name. I'm Nikoli Wutmer, if you were curious. So, who even are you?"

#houseofpengy

rpwithpengy-blog

You looked at the map in your hands, and crossed out the location you and your newfound troll adventuring partner are at. You glanced at all the other places you circled, and drew an arrow with a writing device you pulled out of nowhere towards it. "Here is our next location to head to. It is not far, yet it is not near. If we keep going north east from where we are, then we should reach it." You pointed at the direction. You took a quick glance at the sky, and saw that it would turn sunrise soon, and that's some bad news for most trolls. You are certain neither of you can withstand the blinding light of the sun. "Well let us hurry! We do not want to be out here during the daylight." He said as he already started walking again.

raysdumbfantrolls

You follow him deeper into the forest, taking in your surroundings as you go. It was a beautiful forest, and the various bushes and flowers seemed to be sparkling, but you know that's impossible. Eventually, you begin walking beside him rather than behind him. Tired of the silence, you ask him a question. "So, how'd you get into this kind of stuff anyways?" It was a shitty question, but a question nonetheless. You do want to know more about the seadweller, especially since you're going on an adventure with him.

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me when i see u on my dashboard: i really wanna be friends but idk how to talk to u so ill just send u a friendly anon and cry when u dont respond

oldmosswoman

Fairy rings occupy a prominent place in European folklore as the location of gateways into elfin kingdoms, or places where elves gather and dance. According to the folklore, a fairy ring appears when a fairy, pixie, or elf appears. It will disappear without trace in less than five days, but if an observer waits for the elf to return to the ring, he or she may be able to capture it.

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THOSE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO YOU OOC AND HAVE LIKE SEVEN THREADS WITH YOU AND YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE TAGGING THEM IN RANDOM STARTERS WITH OR WITHOUT PURPOSE OR GOINFG TO THEIR ASKBOX BOTH IC AND OOC

skywalhker

This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.

TAG ME IN STUFF.

YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.

SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.

MAKES MY DAY.

LIKE SERIOUSLY.

YOU THOUGHT OF ME.

YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.

YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.

BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.

BLESS.

YOUR.

SOUL.

rpwithpengy-blog

"Ah, it would not be too much of a loss if we are not to find this magical Hoofbeast. Being on land is an adventure all on its own, at least is for me." You gave him a small smile. "Plus I’m sure being with another troll will make it a bit more amusing, do you not think so?" You asked as you put your clothes back on, or at least the garments you were missing. "Oh and I must apologize if my bare chest bothered you?" You raised a brow at him as you fixed the final part of your outfit, which is the bow tie that is the same color of your blood.

Oh right, the evidence. You couldn’t possibly go into this blind without having something other than the supposed sightings to go off from. “A little bit of both I suppose. Right now I’m trying to go each of the sites of the sightings, and try to pinpoint its next locations through that. It’s a shame they don’t leave some kind of trail or this would be much easier..”

raysdumbfantrolls

You nod, but you really don't think that going on a random adventure and finding absolutely nothing would be a waste of time. "Yeah, I guess it'd be better not to go alone." You relax a bit, for this guy is pretty much the complete opposite of a threat. "It's fine, really, but I'm honestly not used to people just walking around with their clothes off, you know?" You fucking sheltered nerd.

You sigh and shove your hands in the pockets of your extremely feminine sweatshirt. Of course it's a little bit of both. Hopefully, this wont be that difficult. "Alright. It's obviously not here, so what's the next site on your list?" Might as well get going. Sure, you're in a forest so you won't get burned, but you think that it's better to find this thing before sunrise, for a whole bunch of creepy bullshit happens in the day. Or at least that's what you heard. And it's not like you're gonna have a hard time finding it right now, the sun's bright enough to actually light up the night a bit, but not so much to be unbearable like the day. Holy dicks, this turned into a whole thing about days/nights on Alternia. I sincerely apologize.

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"Ah, but there was a recent one good sir! I got a notification on my husktop from one of the blogs I follow. There was a recent sighting in this very forest. I'm sure you could be of assistance! We could go on an adventure, a search for the supposed Horned Flying Hoofbeast! Oh dear sir could you help me find it?" You asked excitedly. The very thought of it, just getting a glimpse of it made you all giddy.

"Ah, I'm sure you are busy, having come out here to find something to appease the hunger of your lusus. Perhaps I shouldn't ask.." You sighed as you got out of the water, your half-naked bod now in full view.

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Well, that was unexpected yet definitely accepted. "No, it's fine, I'll join you, but don't blame me if it turns out to be a hoax." You honestly don't think you two will find it, but it's worth a shot. You need more friends, anyways. "But at least put on a shirt or something." You were getting a bit hot up and bothered by the half-naked troll, but that's only really because you're not really used to people being any more than a quarter naked.

"So, how much do you know about this flying, horned hoofbeast? Like, is there certain signs that it's been somewhere, or are we gonna find this thing by pure luck?" You think that this question is actually sort of dumb, seeing as he only heard a report of a sighting, but maybe this guy actually researched it a bit. It's pretty crucial information, after all.

#houseofpengy #B))

rpwithpengy-blog

The response you received from him, as expected, was quite entertaining. You let out a laugh before your propped your elbows onto the ground, folded your arms and rested your head on them so that at least your bare shoulders were showing.

"Ah you should pay attention more to your surroundings, who knows what could be out here? That reminds me, have you seen any unusual hoofbeasts out here? You know one with a horn and wings?" you asked as if it was a normal question you'd ask anyone. You were out here for that very reason because the recent sighting, was well recent. This would be your opportunity to gaze upon its beauty and magnificence.

raysdumbfantrolls

"Yeah, whatever." You can feel your face getting hot. Embarrassment wasn't really a good feeling, but at least you're finally not completely stoic. Oh, yeah, he asked you a question. "You're looking for a weird hoofbeast? Well, other than my lusus, I haven't really seen any unusual ones. Then again, I've sorta maybe wandered a little too far away from my hive, so I don't think I'll be of any help."

You can't help but ask him a shitty question. "Why are you even looking for one? I mean, I haven't heard of one being around here." You really need to keep up with current events, man. If there was a real sighting or something, then maybe you'll actually offer to go off with this guy, since you're actually into that kind of stuff too. He probably won't let you join, of course, but there's no hurt in trying.

#houseofpengy

rpwithpengy-blog

Oh, the fellow troll didn't notice your presence; this should be a great opportunity to have a little laugh. You thought to yourself, if you were a mermaid this could have easily been an easy target. You could pull him down and once he snaps back into reality it would have already been too late, he'd be too deep into the waters. Oh there you go again thinking those thoughts. Your lusus warned you about those. You quickly shook that off and just went back to your original idea.

Slowly but surely, you swam to the edge of the lake, and poked your head out of the water. You took in a big gulp of air and then shouted, "WHY HELLO THERE LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING."

raysdumbfantrolls

whOA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? You fall off your stump, completely startled. Really, you're the first person who'd get picked off in a horror movie. Once you regain your composure, you look at the troll in the lake. You should've seen him, really, but I guess you're just too oblivious.

After a few seconds of debating if you should run off or not, you decide that hey, he doesn't look that dangerous. You slowly walk up to the edge of the lake, ready to bolt if you need to. "Uh, hey?" You reply, not really knowing how to respond to something as abrupt and mundane as that. Also, you haven't really spoken to anyone outside of your friend group, so you don't really know how to talk to normal trolls. Oh well, that's your fault, and you're going to have to deal with that yourself.

#houseofpengy

rpwithpengy-blog

The Search for the Horned Flying Hoofbeast [[Closed]]

Nihilo has traveled a long way from where his hive is to surface to the main land. His lusus did not approve of this silly adventure he was going to have. ‘Such a thing does not exist’ he says. That’s what he told him about humans, and boy was he wrong.

He had arrived at the forest where the reported sightings took place. It truly was going to be a fun adventure, even if he wasn’t going to find anything. The forest itself would be a magnificent sight, since down there as far as fauna goes there wasn’t much except for forests of seaweed. He had stopped by a lake, and decided to take a dip in it. The water in the lake felt different than the waters he’s used to. (Ah, refreshing..) he thought to himself. He thought he could hear the sound of someone approaching so he moved up a little to see who it was, but not enough that his horns or anything else was poking out of the water.

raysdumbfantrolls

Goddamn it. You were just out looking for some small carrot beasts or nut creatures for your horrid lusus to eat, and you went a little too far. Well, you went way too far, and you have no clue where you are. Somehow, you didn't even notice this until you got to an oddly entrancing waterfall that had a lake at the bottom, which honestly reminds you of some sort of high budget yet super cheesy fantasy movie. You sigh and move a bit closer to the lake, sitting on the stump of what seems to be a Lufwood, even though you know that's impossible, for they only exist in amazing fantasy novels for wigglers.

You're so involved in thinking about how you got here and where you go, you don't even notice the troll in the water. Figures, you're not as alert as most, so you tend to bypass a lot of out of place things. You're gonna get killed that way, you know.

#houseofpengy #B))))

Video Game-inspired magic anons!

Feel free to add to the list.

Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess: You now have a Shadow Crystal shard embedded in your forehead for 24 hours, transforming you into an animal of some kind. Either the anon or the mun can choose.

Shin Megami Tensei: You can now summon a demon from mythology for five hours, but be careful--the stronger the demon, the harder it is to control it. Either the anon or the mun can choose the demon.

Hatoful Boyfriend: Congratulations, you are now a small bird that can talk for the next 6 hours! Have fun with your temporary bird lifestyle!

Legend of Zelda Wind Waker: You can now control the wind for three hours.

Okami: You have gained control of one brush skill from Okami and can use it for the next four hours. Choose wisely, as you are only permitted one skill--either the mun or the anon can choose.

Yume Nikki: You have a Nexus of your own for two days, and will visit it every time you sleep. Enjoy the creepy-ass dreams!

Ib: Your life is now tied to a rose for 24 hours. As the rose wilts, so will you.

Ao Oni: Enjoy being trapped in a mansion filled with a monster for 24 hours!

Digital Devil Saga: You can now transform into a demon of some sort for 2 days, but be careful--you need to eat something to keep your demon self in check. If you lose control while the spell is in effect, you will go back to normal when it is over. Either the mun or the anon can choose which demon.

assassin's creed: you are now a genuine assassin and fight for the greater good of your country. it lasts for 5 hours.

ace attorney: you can weasel into lies by using your psyche, but it'll tire you out after much use of it or if you're wrong in guessing. you have four tries before it hurts you. after your four is up, it's no longer available. it lasts for a good 2 days if it even lasts that long.

pokemon: you are a ____ for a day! ( either anon or mun can choose the pokemon if not specified. )

silent hill: you are having delusions about a dark world where your worst fears come to life before your eyes. everything varies by person. you're the main focus of the world and everything is trying to kill you. it lasts for 3 days.

tales of: you can now use magic using whatever means possible -- blastia/aer, fonic artes, and such. it lasts for a day.

resident evil: your world is full of zombies due to a virus and you are simply trying to stay alive for a day.

catherine: your dreams become puzzling as ever as you trek through your hardships that are weighing you down. don't fall or you'll die in your sleep. it lasts through the night from 12AM to 3AM for 2 days.

blazblue: you are stuck in a never-ending circle going through the same ( year, month, day, whatever you like ) for a full 3 days. You have a choice whether to change this or not, so be careful.

Disgaea: You're stuck in a world full of weird demons called the Netherworld for 6 hours! Watch your wallet, to them, being bad makes you good!

Super Mario 64: Your Princess has been kidnapped! Go on a quest to save what's most precious to you! Lasts 8 hours, or until you reclaim what was lost.

IMSCARED: You're trapped inside the Computer World after you opened IMSCARED.exe on your computer. If you die in the game, you wake up in front of your computer again! Otherwise, it lasts 12 hours, after which the .exe will be deleted.

Banjo Kazooie: You've been turned into a bipedal bear wearing a blue backpack with an annoying red bird in it that can shoot eggs out of its beak for 5 hours!

Borderlands: You are now stuck in a barren wasteland-ish world for 4 hours! Everything is hostile towards you, just about. Better find a weapon.

The Witch's house: You're stuck in a house after you wandered into the woods and found a place. You will be stuck in there for a day unless you die or find the way out. Be careful.

Mirai Nikki: You now have somebody's Future Diary for a week. You can use your diary only for daily uses. Anon or mun can decide which diary you get.

Final Fantasy VII (Crisis Core): You are now stricken with an illness that slowly degrades you! However, another muse (may be specified by anon or yourself) will possess the cure in their blood. You will have seven days to cure yourself or perish at the end of seven days!

Majora's Mask: You get one mask from the game, INCLUDING Majora's Mask itself. You get to keep it for three days.

Final Fantasy VII (Original Game): You have the memories of someone else, and only your worst enemey can reveal it.

Rune Factory: You now have a deadly weapon known as a Watering Can.

Harvest Moon: A sprite only you can see follows you around. It offers you tutorials.

Dragon Age Origins/Dragon Age II: You are gifted with magical powers and are able to see demons and travel within an alternate world within the fade. You can either gain knowledge of a forbidden magic called blood magic and answer the call of demons or you can ignore the call and become tranquil. This effect lasts for 4 days.

Sly Cooper: You are now a master thief for three days.

Brawl: Your muse gets to spend time with a character from another fandom. Anon decides who and for how long.

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Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Makeouts Or Dismemberment: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

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