let's eat asbestos together🩷

going to partys not to steal shit but to sneeze on ur fucking tv when u arnt looking

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them

Soon it will be time for puppies.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

this is not a value judgement but i find something super antisocial about the "just get a website" philosophy. i like tumblr because i like talking to people as peers in a shared space, i don't want to send out a newsletter to an Audience