How sonicKisser2009 destroyed the world
SonisKisser2009 is so deeply in love with sonic that he destroyed the world for him. It all started on a normal day with sonicKisser. He was watching his favorite show sonic with his favorite plush sonic eating sonic cereal in his sonic themed room. He went into my space like usual and checked his favorite sonic group. People were arguing about who loves sonic more. Sonickisser2009 saw this and joined the argument. People told him if he loved sonic more than us you would destroy the world for him. Sonic completely cracked and got op on his sonic plushes of special dust hidden in his nose. SonicKisser turned into the alpha male and blew up Canada because they stopped airing the sonic show. He then challenged god themself and won. Nobody stops sonickisser aka alpha daddy sonickisser. After he won the battle between Jesus and God he got even more op and ended his bloodline keeping him top dog. He made the U.S. flood with sonic merch drowning everyone in it. After he destroyed Canada, His bloodline, Jesus, and the U.S. he decided to keep Japan and end the rest of Asia because that was where the godly sonic was made. SonicKisser was mad, totally bonkers even cray cray with half the world gone it was over…. Sonick-k-kisser w-was done he settled in a bar in europe and noticed a special lion. He thought this lion was cute as he stole the bottles.He went up to this lion and asked if he liked sonic. He responded with. “Yes.” I then shot the Lion with my AK 47 because only I sonics #1 FANGIRL CAN ONLY LIKE HIM. I then ended Europe with a tiny boom and settled my days in a house married to the love of my life…. Sonic. The end….
