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FIRST POST RAAAAHHHHH

hey chat. the names charlotte or kasper (IDC which), any pronouns but I prefer she/her, also I'm 19. this is my blog where I flip my shit over dr ratio because I love him so much and I gotta get it out. basically this is a blorbo posting blog and ONLY blorbo posting. I will sometimes hornypost/kinkpost about ratio but those will be tagged for filtering

main: @cyb3r-aer0

I am a selfshipper/yumeshipper, with ratio as one of my romantic f/os. I'm not super comfortable with sharing or discussing canon x canon ships. please don't bring other ships into my posts unless I do first.

I am also the host of a DID system, who just so happens to have 2 different ratio fictives. they won't post on this blog, and if they end up doing so it won't be much.

DNI: basic shit, anti-selfship, anti-otherkin/fictionkin, (pro) endogenic/non-traumagenic systems, dr ratio haters (you do you but why are you on the ratio lover blog if you hate him), support ratio's en VA

tags below cut !!

#🦴 gnashing my teeth like a rabid dog [feral post]#📐 what is going on inside his head [theory]#🗝️ I could look at this for forever [fanart]#🌀 this is not my beautiful wife [not ratio]#💌 goober original [mine]#💌 goober stolen [reblog]#🫀 I need him carnally [18+]#🏛️ they should let me kiss him [oc/selfship]#📚 being a hater is a full time job [drama]

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THEY FREED HIM FROM THE BOX

#💌 goober original [mine]

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dr. ratio from honkai: star rail is a sysmed!

Dr. Ratio from Honkai: Star Rail is Sysmed!

Requested by anonymous // Closeups under the cut

I actually added the alt sysmed flag this time since you can (kind-of) see the symbol!

#💌 goober stolen [reblog]#I never bring this stuff onto this blog BUT! it's my blog I don't care #BASED BASED BASED BASED REAL REAL CANON CANON CANON YES YES YES YES

trying to crawl and scramble out of the burnout pit and

I got a little excited

#💌 goober original [mine]#honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #dr ratio hsr #hsr dr ratio #hsr ratio #ratio hsr #veritas ratio

headcanon that ratio started sobbing over the artemis ii mission because he has so much love for humanity in his heart it could not be contained.

yes I'm currently crying over it right now why do you ask.

#💌 goober original [mine]#honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #dr ratio hsr #hsr dr ratio #hsr ratio #ratio hsr #veritas ratio

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lavandulawrites

People who characterise Ratio as only cold, arrogant and rude annoy me sooo much. He is actually really silly!

Like look at him! He is just a lil’ guy with a rubber duck collection. Also the amount of JoJo poses this idiot does, he definitely has watches JoJo. I can feel it in my (nonexistent) balls.

Also the reason as to why Nous hasn’t gazed at him and why he is not in the Genius Society, is because he cares way too much about people! He is very intelligent, but he is veryyyy empathetic! So much so that Nous think he is too much of a human (if you get what I mean).

He canonically knows internt slang and even uses it regularly (though he seems to prefer to both use a formal way of texting and slang).

Stooop mischaracterise him oml! As a lore player it hurts bro. He is very dear to me. I wanna talk about him all day long. AAAAH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! He is one of my favourites

#💌 goober stolen [reblog]#YOU GET IT YOU GET IT YOUUU GEEETT IIIIITTTT

I need ratio to both praise and degrade me SO BAD y'all don't even know the shit I'm on. (bc I'm too ashamed to tell y'all)

I'd go on a rant about all my fantasies but I'm not gonna flash the dashes of my followers just yet. but just know I crave him inside me.

#💌 goober original [mine]#🫀 i need him carnally [18+]#maybe I'm just ovulating too #I mean my period is almost over thank god

(event spoilers)

Regarding Ratio in the event in all fairness it isn't actually him, it's a wispae wishpower replica of him

Remember Dr Furratio? (Furbobo impersonation) It's not gonna be any more accurate than that

idk why I've been putting off answering this. sigh. unfortunate days. I'm still gonna do the analysis post bc I want to but sigh. I miss him.

#💌 goober original [mine]#I feel like a housewife waiting for her husband to return from war #I kinda am spiritually rn

yes all my followers are and were invited to my wedding with ratio. this is canon btw john hoyoverse said all of you can come to the wedding.

#💌 goober original [mine]#being silly and selfship posting on this blog because I don't CAREEE IM SO FULL OF JOY AND WHIMSY

I like how official content of ratio has been leaning more silly nowadays. while I do adore serious ratio, it gives us a chance to remind ourselves we can still be full of whimsy even when we're perceived as serious. I love him sm. go wifey go.

#💌 goober original [mine]#y'all were at my wedding with him btw. this is canon now.#honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #dr ratio hsr #hsr dr ratio #hsr ratio #ratio hsr #veritas ratio

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yes I did make Ratio's appearance in the animation video my icon. nobody can stop me I have as much free will as the rest of you.

#💌 goober original [mine]

everyone say thank you hoyo for the crumbs (licking the damn plate dry rn. gonna be thinking about this all day. no one will ever hear the end of it.)

#💌 goober original [mine]#honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #dr ratio hsr #hsr dr ratio #hsr ratio #ratio hsr #veritas ratio

bootyrine

Rejecting Ratio on the basis of not being smart enough — specifically "you deserve someone who can hold intelligent conversations with you" — would result in a deep frown on his face and a hand hovering centimetres from your cheek. His eyes search yours and it's clear that he's unhappy with your words. He'd accept a normal rejection but this foolish excuse? He cannot allow it. Ratio will ask if you doubt his conviction and unless you make an argument he cannot dispute, he won't let this go.

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#💌 goober stolen [reblog]#I don't usually rb this stuff to this blog but I want to #am I being overdramatic? maybe a bit.#ourgh I need him

imatheshrimp

Its time for bed Veritas, you worthlessness, dumb boy.

-something feels off about this can someone help

#💌 goober stolen [reblog]#🗝️ i could look at this for forever [fanart]#something abt how the light from nous is just barely missing ratio #I just woke up man it's too early for me to start crying #(I meant the tags in a depression way not a lighting critique way)

so I still have yet to finish everything in the new hsr patch (burnout has kept me at bay) but I've heard word that the ratio in the event isn't actually him and is really OOC. just you wait when I get off my ass I'm gonna make an analysis post on this and comparing his event traits to his real traits.

#💌 goober original [mine]

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spoilers for the special program (I can't contain myself)

WHAT THE FUCK

ok for one stop putting him in events only but STILL THAT SCARED ME SO BAD I HAD MY GUARD DOWN YOU CANT DO THAT

#💌 goober original [mine]#honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #dr ratio hsr #hsr dr ratio #hsr ratio #ratio hsr #veritas ratio

ratio-fan-6671011

Hot take: if Hoyo ain't going to give us any Ratio lore or buffs, they might as well continue whoring him out (affectionately) to the fanbase.

Like, HELLO, it's been more than 6648 hours since the last shirtless bathtub appearance?? The people are starving over here!

And if he isn't going to be in the White Day arts 2026, we're gonna have a problem, I fear.

#💌 goober stolen [reblog]#yeah.

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