Arcturus G. T. L. Maidenwolf

I ought to be given god powers and be permitted to eliminate certain turns of phrase and sayings and so on.

Do you ever wish you had control over your life? I sure do.

I ought to be given god powers and permitted to kill all the roaches and parasites in the world.

I am trying to summon the money to buy not only lysol, but toothpaste

I am so hungry

The concept of phone space not filling up because the apps are tiny and don't infringe on my basic right to take too many pictures and videos.

I try to remember how I ever gained a following before and then I remember that my life is not what it once was

When women take over the world will the men retain control of their bank accounts and keep the ability to purchase property, or will they be given a reckoning?

Are there real people on tumblr dot com?