Welcome To My Twisted Womb

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

He stands behind you and slaps your hand away from the mouse if you’re gonna click a malicious link

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

i read it wrong this isnt true 

teachers!!! stop fucking making gay marriage and lgbt rights a “fun” debate topic and pretending like there aren’t actual non-straight, non-cis kids in your class that are directly affected by this shit!! like while yall are having fun flexing your fuckin debate skills we are actually getting assaulted and murdered for this shit but whatever! have ur fun!

“Hey kids as a fun exercise let’s see how many of your peers hate you for existing.”