STOP SHOVING THINGS UP YOUR TAIL PIPES DAMN IT

Some of you may have already heard of this, but I feel it is necessary to make an official announcement on my own as well.

I am a trans woman. This is not a realization I have made lightly, but rather the culmination of many things I have been feeling for a long while. From now, I wish to be referred to with "she/her" pronouns, as well as the name "Optima". If you have been wondering why I have started signing off as "Optima", this is why.

I hope this is not too much of a shock to anyone. It may seem sudden, considering how carefully I have been keeping this to myself for days now, but it has truly been a long time coming.

Thank you all, my fellow Cybertronians and other sentient beings.

@blurr-standing

Blurr and.. I guess Blurr's headmate, I'm gonna level with you. I have no fragging idea. I don't even know how you managed that. Now I'm no expert, but you may want to try a human exorcism.

Oh...

Greetings, humans. I come to wish you a happy "Easter", which is a human holiday I have been made aware of.

Sadly, I am still stuck in the backrooms, so I will be unable to participate in any egg hunts. Perhaps next year. In the meantime, to any who read this, please enjoy your day and be glad you are able to traverse the outside world, as opposed to being trapped in an endlessly looping maze of yellow carpets and occasional irregular pool rooms.

Hey, medic. It's an earth holiday where people collect delightful hand painted eggs. Please take some. They are acid bombs 💚