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Today's Document
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$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
almost home
Jules of Nature
Product Placement
Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)
gracie abrams
cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@rat-tail-butch
Iβve started gaining some followers so I just want to take a moment to make something clear.
My definition of feminism includes trans women, women of color and sex workers. If this simple statement somehow upsets you or pisses you off then kindly fuck off.
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Crazy how every language fully understood cats when they named them. Cat, Gato, Neko, Chat, Katze, Qitta, Mao... Like yeah all of you are just 100% correct
official linguistics post
smile lines are so so cute & sexy
like wow youβve had a life of happiness :) :) :) hope you continue to have more, beautifulβ¦
crows feet too like wow your smile is so large and exuburant ur eyes can barely stay open? you must light a room up every time you do it
i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.
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I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donβt mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weβd done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youβd write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, βHappy Birthday Courtneyβ. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name βJuanβ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iβve never seen βMileyβ without the E, either, but itβs believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iβm one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me βCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloβ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
Undo the Damage of Sitting
(Technically, this isnβt about saving your handsβ¦ but if you draw, youβre probably doing a lot of sitting, soβ¦)
This has such extreme shitpost energies but itβs 100% serious
Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.
As a movement professional who helps get people out of pain. This is a fully pretty great and relevant for a lot of people.
A very important stretcher and a good laugh for all my fellow artists ^v^
they have flowers for you!
This turtle has a bit more than algae growing on its shell
the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.
βsheβs got legs for daysβ pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
how do you guys vocalize the punchline semicolon silly-punctuation I always imagine itβs a teenage boy voice crack
they should invent a searching for jobs that doesn't open a miles-deep pit of despair and rage within me that gets deeper and wider with every scroll because it's all shit that is impossible for me to do because I am not a real human like other people
AYESHA in WE ARE LADY PARTS S2
Lucy Liu - by Matthew Colston in 1999
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a study of the moon
