i died like 5 years ago my body just kept going

next aprils fools we need a button to send people cigarettes

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

christmas in less than a week no snow temperatures regularly hitting above 50°. IN MASSACHUSETTS

pisses me off so much when people bring this up and then are like “well i’m not complaining because i hate the cold!!!!” okay well you are in one of the Supposed to be cold states. Where the cold is supposed to happen. are you not worried

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice