gone down chickens with intestines hanging out of them hole

went on the chicken raising forum and someone’s chicks had intestines hanging out of them, and there were like 11 pages of everyone discussing what the best way to euthanize them was )))))))))-: 

mornings are so blissful. no one is awake, sex drive is at maximum, body is at peak, the thought of my failures have yet to fully settle in my mind-

I reckon it’s narcissistic to constantly imagine killing myself and vividly imagining what my funeral would be like, that mourning clout looks awfully tasty.................

the way I find so much joy in cackling alone in my room in the dead night about REAL HOUSEWIVES middle aged women one who faked a twin pregnancy with a prosthetic baby bump in order to hide the fact she had a surrogate. this woman is a billionnaire. she wears tinsel in her hair and had yogurtland cater her at-home spa party

my therapist said she’s extremely surprised that I’m still so talented, outgoing, and strong despite what I’ve been through

LET. ME. IN. TO. YOUR. SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe you’re supposed to get your teeth cleaned biannually. imagine visiting hell 2 times a year

nothing wrong with being basic, we’re all basic lifeforms in the eyes of God

I have literally taken refuge in the real housewives franchise as my coping mechanism for the pandemic and I.. I... possess no shame surrounding it.. 

the only movie universe I'd want to live in is the one where Patrick Swayze in drag is passable

my superhero name would be super stupid