I❤Puffy Hats, Corsola, and Girls with long bangs

Actually I've decided this is a poem

if there are any dolls at all in the bathroom I am turning around and leaving and never coming back

Curlie, I thought you were asking “is it more unsettling to have one bath in a room, or multiple baths?” As a result, my reply to you earlier must have seemed completely incoherent. My apologies.

Honestly if someone was like “this is my bathroom” and it was just a room full of bathtubs I would not know what to do with myself

My aunt had two bathrooms, one where all the dolls had eyes and one where they didn’t.

I am having a hard time coming up with a less insane reason for filling one bathroom with eyeless dolls.

I mean where WOULD you put your eyeless dolls? The basement? That’s WORSE

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

The reason most indie novels are written like the author is terrified of doing something wrong is because the overwhelming majority of indie novelists get their start by networking in the violent panopticon of the social media indie publishing community, which favours the people who are able to win at the social policing game.

You can read it Here

Idk like maybe it's hitting me really hard for some weird reason today but there is so much to chew on in this story that I feel like it's still in the process of downloading itself into my brain. And the writing is so, so good.

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL