right in the head
Columbus listened when the introduction was given, but his mind was already forming its first impressions of the A.I. Jem, they said heād gone by. The one who was going to be inside of his head from now on was more like it. Well, that was until they one this war and thenā¦
Wait, did they take the implant out when this was all over? For all the briefings that heād gone through in the past few weeks, he couldnāt recall if they did or didnāt. Because it was one thing to have someone in your head in order to help you fight, it was another entirely to be connected to them for the rest of your life.
It wasnāt until Jem echoed his own thoughts that he looked up, his attention once more on the matter at hand. He was getting himself all worked up over the future, when the present hadnāt even come to pass. Hell, for all he knew, he could die on their first mission.
Now that was something to worry about.
He took a long, cursory glance at his new partner. Modeled after a teenage boy by all appearances, he certainly did not seem formidable. But looks could be deceiving.
The A.I. did not seem to be particularly impressed with him either if his casual tone was anything to go by. And there went the little bit of confidence that the agent had tried to salvage. He hadnāt expected his A.I. to run to his side like a new puppy, to nip at his heels and look for his approval but⦠But heād at least like him to look like he wasnāt the most detestable partner he could have received.
Heād like it if the A.I. would talk to him instead of the labcoat beside him. Like he wasnāt smart enough to answer his queries. Like he wasnāt worthy or something.
Goddammit, what had he gotten himself into?
He tried to command some sort of attention from the A.I. by clearing his throat a little. āIām looking forward to working together, Jem. Itās good to meet you.ā He held out his hand for the A.I. to shake. Please God, just let him take it. Columbus didnāt think he could handle any more embarrassment today. āYou do go by Jem, right? Not Gemini?ā
Jem crinkled eir nose a little, flicking eir gaze back up at the Agent. Human. Ā Person to whom ey would be connected: brain, to chip, to drive, to gun. Sticking a hand out. The AI glanced down at the hand ā it was shaking, just slightly, in movements invisible to only either very attentive or robotic eyes ā and broad and strong though it seemed, Jem could easily crush it. Glancing up at Columbusā face, ey found emself battling a very human urge to sneer. He looked hopeful, somewhat. Friendly-looking, but hesitant. Back down again. Up. Hand, eyes. Ey didnāt want to do it. Ey really didnāt. But reluctantly, ey swiped forward andĀ ostentatiously gripped the Agentās hand. His body temperature was 36.4°C, 97.52 fahrenheit.Ā
Ey spent the entire duration of the shake glaring pointedly at the director: the only reason ey had condescended to touching the Agent was resting purely on this authorityās presence.
"Yes," ey responded, eyes still trained with hostile intensity on the man and his coat and his official bloody clipboard. "Thatās what they gave me." Jem finally turned eir head to the Agent, and shrugged. Then ey swung eir legs and hopped delicately off the bench, strolled around to the side and drummed impatiently on the cool surface.Ā
Ey met the disapproving stare of the director with an arched eyebrow. "Well?" ey said. "Might as well get this show on the road."Ā Jem leant, and saw eir reflection blur in the surface. Ey was sick of waiting. "My entire existence so far has led up to this moment, after all," ey murmured, with another rather venomous glare toward the two humans.

















