Honestly? Who Cares?

Computer show me men in agonizing pain crying and writhing on the ground with very obvious hard ons

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

doctor diagnosed me with oc sickness in the brain; the ocs will spin around in my brain forever and ever

they say "i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" and it's some shit i would wish on the 47th person down of my enemy list. im starting to think some of you don't have real enemies

my toxic trait as a writer is that I’ll be like “I have free time. I am going to write right now” and then I. don’t