she sip

she took a fuckin sip, babes

me going to search the world for love

me going downstairs to get a fresh glass of Oranged juice

Me looking at a demented

a sad image

Nessie' alive!

Why don't you lick every single one of them, you asshole

*swings huge plastic sword around* im not straight

What does this even mean

what are some songs that you like? 

I agree that I Always Knew by The Vaccines is great. And anything by Young The Giant (listen to Daydreamer and Crystallized). And Drive by Oh Wonder is amazing.

#BIWMDATMC

So I'm come back

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

Wait, this is actually from The Office.

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

Which episode of The Office does Dwight say this?

It’s the fckn worst when you accidentally close a tab

Ctrl + shift + T

imagine being an actress and having to pretend ur in love with Adam sandler

What do you mean, pretend?

I can't tell which one is the original

I think he just robbed the place