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So I've heard of people who are in a "long distance relationship" and their boy/girlfriend lives in Canda. What I want to know is, are there any Canadians who have done or have know someone who has done the opposite? Where they say that they are in a long distance relationship, and their boy/girlfriend lives in America?

Jon Walker being the new Captain America, is like, entering into a raffle expecting to get a 1967 Chevy Impala, but instead, what you end up getting is a 30 year old Station wagon, with pleather seats and wood paneling.

Do you think that dogs ever feel an urge to hock a loogy?

What if people said percent, instead of degrees? Like, instead of saying , "Its 10 degrees ouside!" Instead say, "Its 10 percent outside!"

If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?

Hakuna Matata, ain't got no gas. Hakuna Matata, stuck on the free waaaayyy. It means I'm out of gaaaaasssss, for the rest my daaaayyyssss. It's all our problem Cuz, the price went up. Hakuna Matata.

Table Tennis. Only it's not paddles you're using, it's lightsabers. And it's not a plastic ball, but a blaster bolt. And if you miss, you die.