actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

sometimes the gay energy in supernatural is so strong the homosexuality is in the room with us. unbearable. i break out in hives. i need to be slowly boiled, okay? queerbait me with care before i have a serious allergic reaction.

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

I miss being 9 years old and watching alien sighting videos on YouTube and getting so scared I felt sick

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good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

Now seen in 2026

punished by the council