Neverahhh

Insta: Shadowhunters.are.awesome

Is your life better now that I'm not in it?

Does your heart feel lighter without mine attached to it?

Do you sleep better without my overthinging, my questions, my too much heart?

Was I really that hard to hold?

Sometimes I wonder if losing me felt like relief.

I don't know if I even want the answer.

Because if your life is truely bettter without me in it, then what does that make me?

Something your survived?

After everthing, all the silence, the distance, the pain, the time that folded itself between us.

You still feel like the safest place on earch.

I tell myself it's over. I rehearse the reasons, replay the memory of your goodbye, but none of it softens the truth:

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was "*this big*" and I said "That's disgusting.". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, THIS IS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. 💥💥💥 THAT'S RIGHT BABY, NO POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER.

I'M PISSING ON THE ***MOON***! 💥💥💥💥

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?? I PISSED ON THE *MOON* YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DR-R-ROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

LIES AND SLANDER