get wise, labotomise

So.. I was sick the other week and stayed home from work and decided to bunk down and watch 'Monster's Ball' (2001).

Half an hour into it... Sonny (Heath Ledger), commits suicide.

WHAT THE FUCK?! The rest of the movie is Billy Bob Thornton trying to make Halle Berry 'feel good' and them eating chocolate ice cream with plastic spoons.

I was genuinely very depressed the next day. And when I mentioned it someone was all "You know Heath Ledger is dead for real, right?"

Is he? Please tell me that isn't true? Of course I know he's dead, you fuckwit.

Someone refilm it with a happy ending. And put me in it as the downtrodden but very artistic plain but pretty girl who lives down the road and who knows how to fix a motor and then me and Sonny fall in love. And give Stephen King a walk-on part as.. I dunno... My dad or something.

I regret spending $4 renting this abomination.

WHYDIDHEHAVETODIIIIIIE?!

I sent this round in a forward email at work and I get this from one disgruntled recepient:

Sian, are you aware dad died from Motor Neuron Disease?

Wh...What?