I don't even know what I'm doing

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

I'm surprised the knight kink crowd hasn't picked up on the fact that historical knights had a habit of capturing each other for ransom. What do you mean you don't see the sexual tension in rivals seeking each other out in battle or through ambush, deliberately avoiding harming their target so they may be taken back to the attacker's castle, either held as a prisoner or as a honored "guest" as the case may be, until they are redeemed by their friends and allies?

@tenderheartedbrat

enemies to lovers arc where a knight takes a rival prisoner and then the captive's awful relatives just don't pay the ransom.

annoyed bc i want to keep writing (i finally hit a groove!) but it's past 11:30pm. if i fell asleep this second, i would still be getting less than five and a half hours of sleep--an amount that is normal in the world of employment, but not necessarily healthy. so i Have to get ready for bed. i have to do this. i'm just mad about it.

me when i like a song: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

we can eat wednesday food today