I don't even know what I'm doing

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

Keep yelling from the top of your lungs it’s rigged, keep throwing tantrums like big babies. We can’t hear you because ESTA LOCURAAAAAAAA

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starting a compilation

another one

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

Oh wow the 250th Fourth of July parade has been cancelled lol

Also I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

the finale but it's sea bunny slug 😔✌️

Mary Oliver in “Dog Songs”