call me rambles

Slight nsfw! Pretty gender neutral

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- constantly trying to get you down the pub

- climbs up the drainpipes to your room

- tries to cook for you

- gives you his jacket when he sees you shivering, then proceeds to make fun of you for being cold

- uses up all of your conditioner

- likes it when you clean him up after a fight (pretends it doesn't hurt)

- will steal anything for you

- late night drives

- tries to teach you card games

- all arguments end in sex (if Ur into it)

- will complain if you don't give him head

- calls you "duck" and "sweetheart"

- constant flirty insults

- loves it when you touch his hair

- takes you on walks around the harbour

- gets you to spit on cars off bridges

- accidentally breaks everything

- gets very sensitive when you're alone

- massive cuddler,bear hugger if you will

- Doggy style champion

- eats everything (not just food)

- loves aftercare

- gets offended when you don't tell him the smallest details

love as recognition

the hands of sleep token