Rain Is Wet

Young women need to hear this. It’s OKAY!

and young men

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

millennials are killing the hating your wife industry

skin is just people crust

the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”

u r on drugs

need a gentle boy to love the SHIT out of me already

Wow. This was a mouth full of tea ☕️

This is it. Sky pictures taken at gas stations are my aesthetic.

This is like a dream I had but can’t quite remember

That getting up super early to leave the motel by checkout time and grabbing gas before you hit the highway aesthetic.