she spins

this is a queued post telling you that i am gay. please queue this to let your friends know that you are also gay.

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

ALSO LET’S TALK ABOUT PIETRO AND HOW HE’S GONNA BE SUCH A COCKY LITTLE SHIT BECAUSE THAT’S HIS JACKET WITH ULTRON AT ONE POINT SO THIS IS A FIRST ENCOUNTER SORT OF A DEAL WITH THE TEAM SO IT’S LIKE THE FIRST TIME HE GOES FAST AND THEY’RE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AND HE’S LIKE “YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING??? LOL I’M FAST”

THE MOTHERSHIP HAS LANDED

here you see the rare and elusive mother blarb and her flock of blips

hand grenade family portrait