"When Everythings Made To Be Broken, "

Yet another great twitter convo

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

The Illuminati are actually just a group of old Italian women who swap recipes, they have no idea that everyone calls them the Illuminati and thinks they’re trying to take over the world.

Michelle Obama puts all the unhealthy food she doesn’t let you guys eat in her snack drawer

There will be no presidential election in 2016.  Instead, there will be a rap battle between 5 presidential candidates.  

P.S Leprauchan1 isn’t a very secure password nice try Ireland

The reason there’s not many stories from Jesus’s teen years is because he went went through a scene phase.

Sharknado is just a sequel to High School Musical 3

Ned’s Declassified was actually intended to be a guide on how to survive a nuclear fallout

The reason america is in debt is because Obama keeps buying Legos trying to build an actual size White House