rainbows posts

the only way mutual aid is an ‘abstract point’ is if you do not consider yourself a subject but an object, no wonder maoists fumble with it.

It's mutual aid because you're benefiting from it too.

“The SJWs have already ruined the Witcher Netflix series” oh no did the SJWs ruin it for you, buddy ol pal? It was their fault that the show will be full of messages about how racism is destructive and sexism is foolish and classism is bullshit, and not, I dunno, King SJW original author Andrzej “Intolerance is the domain of the stupid” Sapkowski?

Spoilers but when your main character fucking dies defending racial minorities during a yes-Sapkowski-specifically-used-the-word pogrom because he has finally learned that neutrality in the face of oppression is absolute bullshit, IT SURE WOULD BE AWFUL IF THE SJWS INSERTED A MESSAGE IN THERE, HUH? BECAUSE THERE CERTAINLY ISN’T ONE ALREADY, NO SIR.

Reblogging bc this is apparently relevant again bc you fuckers refuse to use your god given brains when you read a book

This horse is having her own special day and you treat her like this

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

?? they made the minions immortal???

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

Not god per se but… something.

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

everything is temporary, and yeah that means that friendships will end and good seasons will turn into bad ones and the sun will stop shining for a while, but it also means that you'll get to watch the sun rise and be blown away by its beauty. it means you'll get to see the shift of the seasons, summer into fall, winter into spring. it means that where some people leave, others will come in, and they will lift you up in ways you never thought possible. nothing lasts forever, but that makes room for amazing new interesting things. it makes room for growth and for hope. every ending is a beginning.

has anyone done an economic study predicting by what year the “how much could one banana cost? $10?” joke from Arrested Development will become dated enough due to inflation that people would need the price translated

if we apply a naive transformation based on inflation over the past 100 years averaging out to the same overall percentage again, it should happen by about 2222 AD