Frogs

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

My Finnish husband, making stir fry noodles: "I'm not using a recipe. I'm listening to my ancestors. And they don't know what any of this is."

watching his cock twitch and leak with rock-hard anticipation when he measures it up against your lower stomach, seeing how deep he’s about to reach

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way