24 She/Her

What if Maddy wasn’t the “I know who I wanted to be” type of girl…

Warning triggers (your one and only warning)

BACKSTORY

Yes she did pageants but she did pageants the way her mom made her do it. Her mother is a hard core Christian lady and she controlled her family was raised in so. One day as maddy and her family was at the pageant thing as maddy was singing a Christian rock song at the end of the song she was crying not because she got lost in the crowd clapping for her. No no she was hiding a secret that she been holding on to since she was 5 her uncle ( mother’s brother) was SA her ….. everytime he was making her feel uncomfortable and gross she would grab the cross around her neck and pray for her uncle to drop dead. A little after her 10th birthday her mom walked in on maddy and her uncle (mother’s brother) when he was molesting her as soon maddy saw her mom walked in on them she was happy she was excited that she knew what was going on why she was crying every time her uncle watched her but her mom walked to them and looked at Maddy and slap her face hard she can then yelled “how could you be my sweet innocent baby one minute and now your a whore and more worster you ruined your uncle with your disgusting slut of a body do you have no shame” maddy told her mom the truth but her mom was not listening she believed her brother before her own daughter…after that happened my mom told her her family lies to maddy slept with everyone she can to maddy a drug dealer/addict, maddy this and maddy that

MIDDLE SCHOOL

When Maddy was around 12 her mom became very controlling of her and made maddy life miserable as she can make it she went as far as to make flyers poster then away the town basically telling everyone how her daughter ruined her family good reputation and blah blah blah…. Maddy was in class one day when her teacher was not looking she went into the teacher purse to get pill to numb her hurt of her hell less life she felt like she was on top of the world she forgot how much it was nice to feel happy and not worried about anything and Cassidy told on maddy as soon the teacher got in the classroom when maddy and her mom was in the principal office her mom straight out scream “what the hell is wrong with you first you gave your virginity to your uncle who you know was in a great husband until you mind controlled him with your devil body…you’re not even listening are you “ as Maddy was playing with a pen and annoyed her mom cause she heard the speech thousands times her mom said “first your a whore now your a drug addict what next huh I wish you was never here so you can save me the pain “ as she slapped maddy across the face and spit in her face also Maddy looks at her mom and stabbed her mom’s hand with the pen and maddy said “ I never lie about anything your brother sexually assaulted and abused me since I was 5 and I wouldn’t be doing drugs if you could believe me mom but it’s not your nature” as Maddy laugh cause her mom was in pain and plus the pill was making her feel alive and happy as maddy walking out of the principal office she noticed she liked that her mom was In pain after that office moment maddy mom kicked her out of the house she was homeless for few months until ……………

HIGH SCHOOL

After her mom kicked her out of the house maddy was homeless for a short while until fezco was nice enough to let her sleep on the couch until she back on her feet….. after 6 months she noticed that fezco started to have feelings for her but she didn’t like him in that way but she knew if she told him the truth she would be on the street again so she pretended that she was in love with him one day when she got home after school when she was 15 she walked in on fezco getting a beating from one of Laurie minions maddy was shocked and she yelled wtf Laurie looked like maddy and and told maddy to come here closer as maddy walked shortly to Laurie she said “you know what fezzy you’re debt can be pay off if you give your beautiful scared girlfriend to me sweetie I can make you feel more powerful and happy with your life more then this person can” Maddy was looking at fez then at Laurie and maddy said “ok so what do I have to do huh swallow some balloon go scary on a little bitch what” as maddy and Laurie walked out of fezco house Laurie showed her a different life style

AFTER HIGH SCHOOL

Maddy dropped out of high school around she was 16and same time Laurie took her as her new drug mule for almost two years she taken all the bullshit that Laurie and her minions can throw at her Laurie didn’t see maddy as a better option until she told maddy to sell drugs in a street corner and Nate came to Maddy taking to tell her that the steroids were fake and he wants his money back or he was going to beat it out of maddy but Maddy looked at him like he was like all the other guys they will use you chew you up and finish on you and pretend your nothing like every guy in her past…as she told Nate to fuck off he slaps her and grabs her by the throat and slammed her against the wall as he choked her harder and tighter maddy was thinking how she was going to get out of this situation then she remembered she carried something for emergency help as he let go of her and he was looking for the money in her purse she coughed and stand up and grab the pocket knife she had and cutted Nate’s cheek enough to bleed a blood trail and a scar he try to beat her but she kicked him in the face when he was on the ground she screamed “stay down dog if you hurt me ever again or hurt any girl I’m going to hunt you down and keep you in a cage like the piece of shit mutt you are and I will make sure your fun toy between your legs” as she slides the knife very close to his balls and dick “is cut out” as she cuts. His thigh he runs he screamed “crazy bitch” as she walked back to Laurie she told her what happened and Laurie said “wow you was once a mouse now you a big dog that doesn’t take crap from no one I believe you’re ready for the next step my beautiful drug killer” Laurie  partner up with maddy and if anyone try to double cross them maddy wasn’t scared to kill or hurt them badly she even made a name on the street “psycho baddie” and the last 15 years she was running the streets after Laurie got raided by fbi and some people still believe maddy was the one who called the hotline cause she wanted people to be scared of only her but she was in the business for 25 years until a business meeting went bad and got her killed





Stranger things x Friday13th

Trigger warnings: blood, guts, language, drugs and drinking

In the Friday 13th movie it’s going to be set between the end of the first(1980) one and second one

In the stranger things it’s set when the boys started going to high school and doing the hellfire club with Eddie

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“How could you do it to our friends y/n… stay away from me you crazy bitch” said Eddie you ran after him telling him you’re not the killer it’s Jason voorhees you was at this camp you remember what happened to him. You feel something hard hit back of your head and loud ringing as you passed out as you woke up you noticed that your tie up with ropes. Steve, robin, Eddie, and mike, max was in circle talking about something you yelled “IM NOT THE KILLER……baby please untie me I didn’t do it” as you cried. Mike marched to you and said “why did you kill el she loves you like a big sister what monster like you can be nice and caring one minute and be cold heartless killer………I bet you talked Eddie into going camping so you can finely have whatever you want” As he grabs a shotgun and said again “the terror stops here as he cocked the rifle as he pointed toward you you scream “look out mike Jason behind you” He chuckle at you as you closed your eyes then blood spilled over your face and shirt you opened your eyes slowly you saw mike on the ground pool of blood pouring out of his head with an axe stuck in it too. You screamed and got up against the tree as the group ran to your screaming. They got to you in shock robin and Steve grabbed both of your arms and asked what to do with me Eddie looked at me in disgust and saddens said “we have to finish her off before she does it to us once again”

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My mind: hear me out…… start writing again until writers block hits you again?

Me: idk who to write about

My mind: I think eddie munson is still popular?

Me:⬇️

PLOT: you and ashtray start thinking of ideas of how ashtray going to ask the girl to the middle school dance.

Ashtray said “she a cheerleader maybe we can something with pom poms” you told him that a maybe on the list. Fezco walked behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist he said “what ya doing getting ready for the dance” you nodded and said “what her type of music or hobby?” He said “she listen to 80s music” you froze and said “that it….. you can do the scene in say anything.” The boys looked at you confused you tell them about the boom box over his shoulders and playing in your eyes by Peter Gabriel you smiled at them fezco said “is that the chick movie that we watched two weeks ago on your pick for the movie night?” You said “yea but you fell asleep half way into the movie and ashtray complaining about the movie” ashtray said “I don’t complain I was bored” you said “I know honey don’t worry my next pick for movie night is plant terror about zombies and a funny scene where a guys balls and dick melts off before he can rape a lady” as you smiled and fez said “your beautiful but at times you scare the shit out of me with your favorite horror movies picks” you said “I’m not that scary fezzy” as you sit on his lap and kiss his cheek.

Later that night

As we pulled up in the girls driveway ashtray gets out of the car wearing a tuxedo shirt and jeans. He looks at you and said “this is so cheesy I don’t know if I want to beat myself up or laugh at myself” you told him she will like it and the song is just the way you are by Bruno mars. Ashtray walked up to the girl’s house at midnight. He put a big sign with words on it “will you go to the dance with me?” As he turns on the boom box to play the song it takes a minute for it to turn on then the wrong song starts playing (pornstar dancing by my darkest day)

Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage

But that's just not my style

But I want girls gone wild

https://beckyray18.tumblr.com/post/680551938131116032/mama-bear-part-5

PLOT: this is part of mama bear part 5 fezco working at the store and your teaching ashtray how to slow dance

PLOT: you and fezco is friends in this Fanfiction you had a date with a guy you thought fez was wrong about Nate jacobs but your see in a second how the date went

Y/N POV

You dressed up in a nice skin tight black dress to show off your body with some open toe heels same color. You put your hair french braid bun only makeup you put on was little eyeliner,fake lashes and you put some wings on your eyes and dark red lips. You walked out of the bathroom and walked in the living room to ask ashtray and fezco how you looked. Fezco stare at you and ash said “you look great Y/N doesn’t she bro” as he threw something at fez’s face to get him stop staring at you. Fez said “umm yeah ma you look like a wish that can become deathly” you giggled and said “if the date doesn’t go well it might be deathly which reminds me.” As you grab your pocket knife and put it in your bra fez said “so ma who the lucky guy” as he leaned against the wall a few feet away from you. You said “umm..you know him but I don’t want to hear the judgement from you boys” they nodded their head you said “just Nate jacobs” as fezco face try not to turn red in a piss off way he said “oh okay I never thought your go on a date with him…….just be careful” you pat his shoulder and said “i will be fine” as you walked outside and got into Nate’s truck and went on the date.

FEZ POV

As she walked to Nate’s truck. I sitted down on the couch trying not to blow up ashtray said “listen bro I not trying to sound like a little bitch but when are you going to telling that you stupid bitch ass loves her.” I turned my head to ash I told him I don’t know what he talking about. As I walked to my room and sit on the bed lighting up a cigarette and telling myself ash is right but I can’t tell him that

One hour later she texted me

Y/n: hey O’Neill can you come pick me up at a restaurant?

Fezco: sure……but are you okay?

Y/n: I talk to you when you get here can you grab my black converse with some socks i don’t care what type socks the restaurant name is HUGE TIMES

Fezco: yeah sure ma

I grab the stuff she wanted and I told ashtray I got to go pick her up. He nodded as I went out the door I got in the car and drove there thinking about what Nate did to her. I got there in 10mins it was starting pouring rain and I saw her on the sidewalk with one heel on her foot. I opened the door for her and said “someone called for a drive ma” as I chuckle and said to her “where your other heel at?”

Y/N POV

I get in fez’s car with one heel on and my makeup messed up. I said “in the back of his truck” he said “damn ma I knew he was a asshole but I don’t know he had a shoe fetish” I said “umm no I threw at his truck after me and him argue….. can I get one of your cigarettes.” As I smoke it I told him to take me to target I had to grab a few things he said “listen i don’t want ya to go jail tonight for trying to kill him” I look at him and said “fezco O’Neill I’m not planning a fucking murder I want to get few things cause when I have a bad date all I want is cookie dough ice cream, whip cream and pizza” he takes you to target and we walked in. I get the stuff and we get home as soon we opened the door ashtray said “how was the date?” You told him wait a minute as you walked into fez’s room to get your t shirt and pj shorts on. As you get in the living room with a can of whip cream in your hand and you said “my date with the Nate fuckin daddy issues jacobs was like dog wants to be a cat a huge mistake” as you put the whipped cream in your mouth.

The whole bad date

It started with a sweet conversation with him about your plans for summer job when we got to the restaurant he attitude changed to sweet Nate to asshole Nate in a minute. We got a table he tried to order you a small salad then I told the waitress I wanted a burger with fries we got our food then the waitress gave us the bill. He gave the waitress the cash for our food then I noticed he was flirting with the waitress as we walked out. You open the truck door for a second then he walked behind you close the door your back against the truck door he looks at you and said “you almost perfect 10 but your open toe heels without a nail color on them it’s not worth me fucking a pig like you” as you got piss at him. You slapped his face and he walked to his truck hop in and as he drove out without you you threw your heel at his truck.

Y/N POV

PLOT:you and the boys are getting snacks for a movie night and you embarrassed the crap out of ashtray in front of his crush

Before you guys got to the store ashtray go caught doing a deal at home when you woke up and you giving him the silent treatment as we driving to the store for snacks. Ashtray said “I’m sorry Y/N please talk to me” you smiled at him in the mirror and said “oh honey I’m not piss at you it’s the business I get it let drop it.” As you pull in the the parking lot and go in to the store you grab a shopping cart and grab some stuff ashtray looks for the candy.

He wants a girl walked up to him and said “hey ash” he said “hey lily” as they was talking you walked to ashtray you noticed he was talking to a girl. So you decided to embarrass him as you walked to him and said “oh ash sweetie there you are did you get the candy you wanted……… oh who you’re little friend.” He looks at you for second and smiled then said “it’s lily and lily this is my…..mom a girl from my math class we was talking about school events.”

You acted interested and you said “nice to meet you lily…….. you guys look cute together.” Lily said “ummm thanks so ash the school dance is coming up you thinking about going.” He said “I don’t know I might stay home you know game” she said “yea I get it no one asked me to the dance yet so I might do the same.” As fezco walked to you guy’s and the girl said “I got to get going my mom waiting in the car for me bye ash I hope I get to see you at the dance nice to meet you ash’s mom.”

You told her same to her as soon she was gone you smack the back of ashtray’s head he said “ow what that for.” We cashed out and got to the car as you started to drive. You told fez what happened and what the girl said and he laughed and said “little dude Y/N had a right to smack back or your head cause you missed the sign.” Ashtray looked confused and you said “she told you that no one asked her to the school dance yet and that hint for your little boy brain for I want you to ask me to the dance so where is it and don’t give me I don’t know bullshit.”

PLOT: your jealous cause you show Lexi and fez gets little to close after you told Lexi you have feelings for him this Fanfiction is a song called dangerous woman by Ariana grande

You sitting on the couch playing video games with ashtray when fez said “I’m going to shower then we can open the store up” as ash nodded. You still mad at how Lexi is getting to close with fez at the party three days ago 10 minutes rolled back and your still playing game with ash and your mind making you overthink about if you don’t tell him your heart going to be breaking. You put your hair up in a ponytail and you walk to the bathroom ash said “fez is still in there.”

You said “oh yeah” as you laugh for a second then open the bathroom door then fez said “da fuck Y/N I’m sho…” you get undressed and yelled at him “dont Y/N me O’Neill I’m going to tell you what been eating me up inside for three fucking day. I don’t need permission first Lexi is a cunt for trying to get with you after I told her how much you drive me crazy and make me weak into my knees when I smell your sense around me I just want to jump you.”

You get in the shower with fez you kiss him as fez break away from the kiss he stare at you and he grabs both of your hands and cuffed them to the wall with his right hand holding both of your wrists against the wall. We was skin to skin nose to nose he kissed you with passion of lust he kisses to your ears then down your neck as his hand let go of your wrists he picked you up. You wrapped your legs around his waist he carry you to the bathroom sink he put you on the sink counter as he continues to kiss and suck your neck leaves some love marks on your neck and collarbone.

He plays with your boobs as you moan more he cupped your chin and his rough thumb rubs against your lips as he licks his top lip and said “ something bout ya…..makes me wanna do things that I shouldn’t.” As you smiled at him and said “I want to taste of our flavors mixed together cause I’m a taker and I’m a giver.” As he goes down to your pussy he kisses your thigh slowly and he licks your folds as he puts two fingers inside of you.

You groan and moan as he sucks on your clit and licks it faster you said “I’m about to cum baby” as you cum as he get licks his fingers and said “mmm you taste like heaven ma.” You smiled and wink at him as you get on your knees you started sucking his huge hard on. He playing with your hair as he said “damn doll don’t ya stop” as he leaned against the counter. You suck on his balls and moan as you look at him.

He chuckle and said “bad girl” as he grabs your hair and he fucks your face. You moan more and more then he cums in your mouth and you swallowed it with pride as you licked your lips with pride. He looks at you and said “good girl” as he pulled you in with a kiss he smiled and said “round two after store closes” you nodded as we get dressed and he spanks your ass you giggle.

We walked out of the bathroom ashtray pause his game and said “ya guys ready” you told him you got to get clean clothes as you ran to fez’s room. Fez said “you can wear one of my shirts if ya wanna” you close the door and put on some short jeans shorts and one of his wife beaters and a flannel but half button up. As we get in the car fezco driving ash in the front seat and Your in the back as we pull out on the driveway ashtray said “so we not going to talking about that you two hookup in the bathroom?”

You said “ash what the hell is wrong with you” as fez looks at you in the review top mirror. He said “okay me and Y/N got together in the bathroom now we are together” you blushed as he said that we get to the store they open it. You and fezco stranding behind the counter we giving each other kisses on lips then a familiar voice said “hey guys” you mouthed fuck you breath in and out and put a fake smile on your face said “hello Lexi”

As you strand close to fez she put can of Pepsi and some chips on the counter. She pay for it as she grab her stuff you hugged fez and kissed him he looks at you and he said “you’re so damn beautiful in my shirt” as he kisses your neck. You started to turn red and he whispered “come with me to the back as he holds your hand and you follow him to the back of the store we walked in a storage room and he sit on a old beat up lazy boy you sit on his lap and his hands runs around your body as we making out.

PLOT: your in the garage looking for box and you find something else that you almost forgot about

Fez opened the garage door up for you and said “what are you looking for again ma” you said “a diary of mine so I can try to add when ashtray’s birthday is and don’t tell me “well can we do it when we first show him’ no we can’t fezco” he looks around as you open every box you found. After hour of looking you grab the last two he opened one and you notice the writing was smeared as you opened it you froze and put your hand over your mouth and try not to cry.

As fez said “I never take you as the girl with glitter hearts on her diary…….hey are you okay” as he came to you and hug you. You looked through the box and said “this is ashtray’s art work and school crap when he was a baby……oh god I remember this one this is the first Mother’s Day gift he made me” (it was a macaroni neck with a charm in the middle of it that said ‘mom’)

Girl next door

Fezco in the kitchen listening to his grandma talk about one of his family members as ashtray in the sink bathing. She said “well I’m sorry honey how was school learned anything cool” he said “some old thing but there is a dance cause up I might want to go” she smiled at him and said “oh shit I know what you’re going to do you slick bastard your thinking about asking Y/N to the dance” he turns red then puts his hands in his pockets and said “no I wasn’t she just a friend grandma” she said “honey when she comes over to hang out with you both of your eyes shine when you look at each other and trust me I have a few guys gave me the same eyes and damn it was great don’t hurt her she a sweet girl.” he said “yes grandma” as he hugged his grandma then helped her with ashtray

>Later that day<

Y/N came over and hang out with fez and helped him with ashtray. As she was smiling fezco said “umm… are you going to the dance on Saturday” she said “i don’t know I don’t want to be a loser and go alone to it.” He sighed and said “what if we go together to dance as friends” you smiled ear to ear said “I will like fezco”

>Sunday morning<

Fez walked to the mall to grab a few things and Y/N went to her nail and hair appointment as grandma Marie reminded him to get flowers for Y/N. He said “she not that girl who likes flowers…..I know what she always wanted” as he walked in to Claires

LATER THAT NIGHT

PLOT: it Tuesday so if you read the part 3 of mama bear your know it’s time for the boys punishment

It’s after school and your in line to pick up ashtray for school as he gets in the car he asked “can we get McDonald’s” you sighed and got some McDonald’s as we drove to Walmart to get the spa stuff you get cart as ashtray walks beside you you grab some hot wax and strips and so fresh so clean face mask as ashtray sighed he said “are we done yet” you said “no cause I had to think if I was to get freeman face scrub or make it avocado face scrub with our cucumber eyes.”

He said in disgust “are you trying to give me and fez a punishment spa crap or trying to make us into salad.” You grab three eye masks and foot scrub as we cash out you said “ashtray stop telling fez the crap we getting or I getting your hello kitty nails for the fun of it.” He puts his phone away we drove home as we walked in the door fez hugged you and said “hey ma you look so fuckin beautiful today” you smiled at him and said “thank you for that but your still getting the treatment sweet-like” as you kissed his cheek.

As you lay the stuff down on the kitchen counter fez looks at the stuff you got he said “why did you get the hot wax crap and not fuckin nair if you got nair it will be pain free ma.” You signed at him and said “your a man who a drug dealer and gets hurt I stitched you up more then ten times over business so……..if you’re going to be a baby about some hair ripping you can be a man with hello kitty nails fezco O’Neil” he rolled his eyes at you.

We started with the peel off face mask as you put the black stuff on ashtray’s face he said “it smells like burning tires that takes a shit.” You slap the back of his head he said “what da for Y/N” you said “ you want the nails or spa day. He signed as you finish his face and did the hot wax in his nose and ears and middle on his eyebrows you did the same with fez’s face and yours you put some 90s rap on for the boys as you tell them to breath in and out then you ripped the wax off of them.

They cussed and screamed and they sorry for Saturday about 20 times. You said “wait until it’s the face peel oh by the way the ice packs is in the freezer” as they look at you in confuse face as they peeled the face mask off few minutes they complaint about its burning and stuff. You pointed at the freezer after our faces got back to normal. We did the under the eyes mask and foot scrub. After we finished up the spa day you said “I feel relaxed and happy and fresh”

PLOT:after the new year’s party you saw fezco and Lexi talking to together and you got drunk and try to hook up with Nate to piss off fez cause you have a crush on fezco and he has one on you so long story short Nate sexual assault you and you cut his left cheek with your pocket knife and all he said “wait until my dad finds out then you will be screw bitch”

It’s been two weeks since you talked to fez and ashtray texted you around midnight.

Ashtray• can you please come by the store Tomorrow we worry about you don’t tell fez about that

As you walked into the store you said “hey guys” fez hugged you as a truck pulls up to the store we talked for few minutes you trying to not get piss. A voice said to you “excuse me are you Y/N Y/L/N” you smiled and said “yes” as you turn around and saw cal jacobs you mumbled “oh shit” you said “I know mr.jacobs your mad that I cut your son decal but he sexually assaulted me I have video proof so I think you need to keep your son away from me and any other girls that he been ‘talking’ to or I will go to the cops with the video and the skirt that I was wearing that night where he touched me at” as fez gets very angry at what you’re saying to cal jacobs.

Cal jacobs said “young lady do yo..” as I rudely said to him “I don’t give a rat ass your the mayor Mccheese tight the leash on your son or deal with the cops like the problem with maddy but that magically disappear” as cal looks at you with fear and anger in his eyes he walked to his truck and drives off you marched to fez that was at the counter you said “what with you and Lexi? Are you guys together?” He looks at you in confused on his face

PLOT: you get drag into a meeting with ashtray and fez and mouse

It’s 6am on Saturday fezco woke up early and told you they going to have a meeting with mouse in few minutes so he wanted you to stay in the room and be quiet but all you have is meeting which you said “okay sweet-like be safe don’t forget tomorrow Saturday.” He said “umm ma today is Saturday but we only doing one business thing we promise” you mumbled okay as you slept for few minutes the door slammed open.

Someone grabs you by your hair and drags you to the living room as your trying to pull the hand off your head a voice said “who is this bitch” you noticed your in dangerous meeting and you wearing pjs (sports bra and fez’s boxers) as fezco said “she my girl” mouse walked to you and wrap his arm around your waist he kisses your left hand and said “alright man she not bad looking” as he checked you out you started to feel uncomfortable and your anxiety started getting to you.

He sits you on the couch then he sits next to you with his arm still around your waist and him and fez talking about drugs and then mouse looked at you and ask you “do you like doing coke or pills cause I got the best in the state princess” as he pulls you in closer to him you said “no I don’t do that stuff s..sir” he laughed and said to fez “damn bro you got a prude for a girlfriend” you listen and stare at fez to try to stay calm at the end on the meeting mouse said “okay señorita go to fezco.”

As you get up from the couch mouse smacks your ass and you have a tear ran down your face as you sit on fez’s lap he wrapped his arms around you as he holds you he try’s with every bones in his body not to kill mouse and mouse leaves before he did he said “I hope I get to see you Y/N again and fez if you don’t do a great sale like you did like month I’m going to take your girl and sale her until you can pay to get her back” as he leave and his man.

Ashtray close and lock the door as fez asked you “ma you okay I’m very sorry for this” you get up and acted like nothing happened you tell the boys it’s eggo waffle day and no more business today” you open the refrigerator up and grab your big monster energy drink out and drink it as you got dressed for today you just put on a oversized shirt and black leggings with your Nikes you wait for the boys to eat and you said “okay I know we had a rough morning but we can shake it off cause we going laser tag then later tonight we having a movie kids night and no deals.”

We drove to the laser tag place fez puts his hand on your thigh and said “do you want to talk about baby doll” you told him you was fine then you saw in the mirror that ashtray was using his phone you said to him “hey ashtray you know the rules no deals no swearing and no phones on Saturday unless it’s emergency” you snap your fingers so ash said “come on Y/N” you turn your head to the back of the car where ashtray was and said “bud I know you and fez didn’t have the happy Picket fence perfect childhood but i trying to help you get in touch with what left of your childhood before fez gets you the sex talk and  before man smell stinks up the apartment.”

As fez turns his head to look at you with the look on his face (if you’re wondering what face think of when he asked rue if she wanted some Pepto-Bismol) we get to the laser tag and we having a blast for 30mins then you went to the bathroom when you came out you show ashtray in the corner doing a business you get mad for a minute but you walked up to ashtray as he was counting the bills you grab him by his ear and said “where is your brother at” in your half calm and other half mad voice he said “he ordering us pizza.”

So you and Ashtray walked to fez as you still holding his ear in your fingers then you grab fezco ear and drag them to the car as fez said “damn ma I’m not a kid and what wrong” you told him what you saw ash doing and as you turn on the car and we drove home you gave them a long speech about how you wanted to have a normal family day with no dealing and no swearing and as you finish your speech you said “and for two punishment you boys are joining Tuesday for my stay at home spa and yes we doing the whole thing if you still don’t like and want to be a jerk I will make a nail appointment for all three of us to get my normal nails and you boys get hello kitty nails for me being a bitch right now I know you’re thinking about it do you understand me”