this computer is gay

remembering to bring back this banger from 2018

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

The princess of light and the princess of dark are alot like yin and yang, there is a little bit of the princess of dark in the princess of light, and a little bit of the princess of light in the princess of dark

Sorry, *Average sized bit

Telling a girl in a queer bar to bark for you and watching her brain break in real time and having to steady her hand for her so she doesn't spill her drink on herself, which definitely doesn't help her recovery speed 😌😇

my butt is 10GBASE-SR compatible

robotgirl with entirely normal thoughts about cable lacing

we’re turning you into the plushie that a quiet trans girl always likes to carry around and hug.

got me feeling like a Jones Act compliant vibrator

I think the hottest thing a woman can be is a weirdo

meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

puppygirl that not only fetches but also decodes and executes

from each according to their wifeability